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SleeplessInAustin.com
SleeplessInAustin.com
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‘Sleepless In Austin’ Will Pay You $1500 To Find Him A Thin, White, Non-Slutty Girlfriend – Seriously

So, there's this guy in Austin, Texas looking for love, and he's asking for your help. Now, he's willing to pay you a finder's fee for your services, but you have to find him the RIGHT kind of woman. You know, slim, attractive, not promiscuous, and most importantly white (or more correctly, not black). Read more about this douche after the jump.

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MyNews4.com
MyNews4.com
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Children Post Scathing Obituary For Their Mother

Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick's children endured a lifetime of abuse at the hands of their mother. So, when she passed away recently, her children had no problem airing the family's dirty laundry in the form of Johnson-Reddick's obituary. The obit starts out with the statement "She is sur­vived by her 6 of 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way pos­sible," and gets worse from there. 

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flickr, daxoneil
flickr, daxoneil
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According To Some On Twitter, Ladies Can’t Possibly Like Football

This past Thursday kicked off the National Football League's season and it seems that that there are still some people out there who consider football to be a purely male sport. Not only are all of the players men, people seem to think that that only men can enjoy watching the sport. How do we know? Well, because of some extremely sexist posts by people on Twitter! See what I mean after the jump.

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flickr, VirtualErn
flickr, VirtualErn
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You Can Now Buy Positive Pregnancy Tests On Craigslist – Because Why Wouldn’t You Want Something Someone Else Peed On?

I've mentioned before that I find it really super gross when people announce their pregnancies on Facebook by posting pictures of positive pregnancy tests, but this is taking the gross-out factor to a whole new level. You can now buy positive pregnancy tests (you know, ones that have already been peed on by pregnant ladies) on Craigslist. I could barely even type that without gagging.

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liquidlapdance.com
liquidlapdance.com
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There Are Now Underpants Designed Specifically For Lap Dances – Because Of Course There Are

I'm going to warn you now, if you click through any of the links to the site that actual sells what I'm about to tell you about, you will see a video that is both NSFW and possibly one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever watched in my life. Seriously. I think I might be traumatized after watching it. But, it is a great way to market what might possibly be the most ridiculous product I've come across since the Circumsion Practice Kit. Gentlemen, I present to you, Liquid Lapdance.

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Amazon.com
Amazon.com
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Ever Dream Of Performing Circumcisions? Well, This Product Lets You Practice!

There are some weird products out there in the world. You can buy penis-print pants, bright pink dye for your pubic hair, and now I've learned that you can buy an "Infant Circumcision Trainer"... Just what I've always wanted?

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bettybeauty.com
bettybeauty.com
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Brightly Colored Pubic Hair Dye Exists – Because Of Course It Does

Landing strip, whatever you call it when you have a triangle, completely bare... there are a lot of pubic hair styles out there. Hell, people even try styling it into shapes (letters, numbers, the playboy bunny). But, up until now, I wasn't aware that people also sometimes like to dye their pubic hair. And now I'm upset and don't want to live on this planet any more. 

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flickr, Nicholas Erwin
flickr, Nicholas Erwin
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Company Makes Gun Targets That Bleed And Look Like Your Ex Girlfriend

Sometimes, after a particularly bad break up, people need to cleanse themselves of everything that reminds them of their ex. Pictures? Burn 'em. OR, use thumbtacks to poke little holes in their glossy-finished face (not that I've done that). But, a company who prides themselves on helping people prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse has made it easier to get back at your ex, or at least an effigy of her, by making a shooting target named "The Ex". And it bleeds when you shoot it. I'm not kidding.

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Device
Device
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DEVICE’s Debut Album-Good or Bad?

David Draimen is a pretty well known name in the music and metal community. The frontman of Disturbed and a Twitter feed that is constantly being updated with something political. I LOVE Disturbed, so when I heard they were going on hiatus, I was disappointed and worried. Draimen is keeping busy though with his side project DEVICE, whom just released a debut album...is it good though?

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West Michigan Gaming Convention
West Michigan Gaming Convention
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West Michigan Gaming Convention 2013 Draws the Gaming Community

I am a huge gamer. I love old school and new school video games! Gaming is the blood that runs through my veins. Recently, I have also taken an interest in Table Top Gaming too. Games like Warhammer, Magic: The Gathering, and many others. (Gimme a break, I am just finding out about these). So of course, I checked out the first annual West Michigan Gaming Convention, and it did not disappoint.

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Poker Night 2
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Poker Night 2 Review

Telltale Games surprised a lot of people with the announcement of Poker Night 2, a sequel to a niche game with quirky co-stars and lots of humor. This follow-up picks up where the original left off, and brings a host of new faces and catch phrases to the poker table. Though it isn't as robust or deep as some other poker video games, Poker Night 2 has an incredible amount of charm and wit to more than help it stand out from the crowd.

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Category: Gaming, News, Reviews
Injustice: Gods Among Us
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Injustice: Gods Among Us Review

Every once in a while, a fighting game comes along that heralds in a new era of brawlers and redefines the genre, changing everything fight fans knew and shakes them to their frame-counting cores. Unfortunately, Injustice: Gods Among Us is not that game. But regardless, it's still a pretty kickass experience for both lovers of fighting games and fans of DC Comics' pantheon of heroes and villains. And for those who like those things all rolled into one, it's something truly entertaining.

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Category: Gaming, News, Reviews

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