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Phantom Pooper Strikes at Whitmore Lake
Phantom Pooper Strikes at Whitmore Lake
Phantom Pooper Strikes at Whitmore Lake
Someone authorities should be calling "The Phantom Pooper" has struck again at the Whitmore Lake Athletic field, about 10 miles north of Ann Arbor. They're not calling him that, but it would be a great name for him. I say "him", because I doubt a woman would be pooping on a school field.
76-Year-Old Ogemaw County Woman Hits I-75 on Her Scooter
76-Year-Old Ogemaw County Woman Hits I-75 on Her Scooter
76-Year-Old Ogemaw County Woman Hits I-75 on Her Scooter
After a long day of shopping at Walmart, a 76-year-old woman finally decided it was time she got home, probably to watch Matlock, and wanted to get home as quickly as possible. How could she get home the fastest? Why I-75, of course! It didn't matter that her transportation was her Amigo mobility scooter.
Pompeii Man’s Preserved Masturbation Goes Viral
Pompeii Man’s Preserved Masturbation Goes Viral
Pompeii Man’s Preserved Masturbation Goes Viral
Archeologists have found something like 1,500 preserved bodies in the ruins of Pompeii. When Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79CE, a lot of the people in the town were killed so quickly, it's thought they wouldn't have even felt any pain. This guy might have been feeling something else.
‘South Park’ Season 21 Will Ignore Trump for ‘Kids Being Kids’
‘South Park’ Season 21 Will Ignore Trump for ‘Kids Being Kids’
‘South Park’ Season 21 Will Ignore Trump for ‘Kids Being Kids’
Few would accuse South Park of losing its edge, though the yearly cycle understandably has trouble keeping up with current events (at their pace these days). That’s why Season 21 will get back to basics, as creator Trey Parker wants to ditch Trump in favor of “Cartman dressing up like a robot and [screwing] with Butters.”
The Top Ten Cheap Beers You Used To Drink (And Probably Still Do) [Video]
The Top Ten Cheap Beers You Used To Drink (And Probably Still Do) [Video]
The Top Ten Cheap Beers You Used To Drink (And Probably Still Do) [Video]
In honor of Michigan being named the cheapest place to buy beer in the nation, my listeners and I came up with this list of cheap beers you drank when times were tough. But let's face it, times are ALWAYS tough. And while many of these brews no longer exist, they live on in our deep, dank memories. Bad, bad memories.
Meet the World’s First Robot Mouth Party Expert
Meet the World’s First Robot Mouth Party Expert
Meet the World’s First Robot Mouth Party Expert
We can't cure the common cold, or make sure other important things can be fixed, but we can damn sure get you off in an increasingly wide variety of ways. Now, on Indiegogo, you can support the Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0. That's right, mouth party on demand!

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