Hire A Dork for Your Dirty Work – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a hilarious news story about a Grand Rapids man who will do your dirty work for you! All you have to do is go to his website, pay him, and tell him what you want. He'll dump your significant other, fire someone, and do other unpleasant tasks for you. As l…
Phantom Pooper Strikes at Whitmore Lake
Someone authorities should be calling "The Phantom Pooper" has struck again at the Whitmore Lake Athletic field, about 10 miles north of Ann Arbor. They're not calling him that, but it would be a great name for him. I say "him", because I doubt a woman would …
76-Year-Old Ogemaw County Woman Hits I-75 on Her Scooter
After a long day of shopping at Walmart, a 76-year-old woman finally decided it was time she got home, probably to watch Matlock, and wanted to get home as quickly as possible. How could she get home the fastest? Why I-75, of course!
It didn't matter that her transportation was her Amigo mobilit…
Pompeii Man’s Preserved Masturbation Goes Viral
Archeologists have found something like 1,500 preserved bodies in the ruins of Pompeii. When Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79CE, a lot of the people in the town were killed so quickly, it's thought they wouldn't have even felt any pain. This guy might have been feeling something else.

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