Humor

Ah, the Yule log. It's almost as much of a Christmas tradition as, say, family yelling.

This holiday season give the gift every man needs. Actually, give the gift for every man's needs. Even grandpa's.

A picture of what appears to be a dwarf terrorist has created a big stir.

Dave Grohl's appearance on the Muppet Show has been talked about a bit recently, and tonight is the night for the episode! He'll be on with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and the Muppets really know how to get us excited for the show! With an epic drum battle between Dave and Animal!

Patty Parsons, the Internet's most recent clueless mom, recently posted a photo on Twitter of her son's masturbation toy, asking people what it was. The Internet, in all its cruel glory, was kind enough to explain it to her in graphic detail. Her poor CJ (son), has now been outed as a shower masturbator to the entire world.

I typically don't leave my home on Black Friday. Partially from the over-ingestion of turkey and stuffing, but MOSTLY because people that go shopping on Black Friday seem to be F-ING LUNATICS! There, I've said it, and I know you secretly agree with me.

Condoms -- the most fun you can have without another person showing up in your life nine months later.

Lots of people...okay, probably everyone by now, has been Rick Rolled. You click on a video for something that looks amazing, and then...f-ing RICK ASTLEY! Who doesn't hate that!? Apparently, the people at Thriftshop XL, who have made the ultimate Rick Roll.

The holiday shopping season kicks off with the unofficial holiday known as "Black Friday." It's a day for giant sales, stressed-out shoppers and the chance to buy things you can buy any other day of the year.

What's in a name?

23-year-old Phuc Dat Bich is really pissed off. No one believes that's his real name, and he keeps having problems. Like getting repeatedly banned from Facebook for using an offensive fake name! Seriously, Phuc Dat has been repeatedly asked to change his Facebook name to his "real" name so his profile can be reactivated. Several times.

The goal for television and radio stations used to be to simply get ratings. But now, in the information age that we live in, the goal is to get a clip to go viral. In an attempt to get some clicks on their website, this TV news station staged an obviously fake blooper where the nutty reporter accidentally knocked over an ice sculpture that sculptors at the Phoenix Zoo had been working on for ho