Avoid Going Out New Year’s Eve with These Excuses from John Oliver [Video]
"Last Week Tonight" is on break until 2016, but John Oliver showed up on YouTube just in time to get us out of those pesky New Year's plans.
What's so bad about going out on New Year's Eve?
In my experience, it's just never as awesome as you intend it to be. You spend a ton of money, get all dressed up, and then get in a fight with your friends/ get stranded/ lose your shoes/ fall down/