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Get Ready for Easter the Most Metal Way Possible – Time to Dye!

Gone are the days when Easter was a kid's holiday of egg-hunting with the nice family down the block.  Now, we can celebrate Easter the most metal way possible, with Time to Dye!

Check out this black metal mom and her awesome black metal kids as they get their corpse-paint on and boil some eggs!

BEWARE: Video contains fake bunny and egg violence.

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This Proves Rap Music Makes You Cut Off Your Own Penis and Attempt Suicide [Video]

If you're listening to rap right now, what the hell is wrong with you?  

Turn that crap off and crank up some rock!  

Listening to rap will make you cut off your penis and jump off a building! Haven't you heard?

Yes, it's totally true!

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: A Glimpse Inside Dumber Than Zane Trivia

Each Thursday on "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show," we play Dumber Than Zane Trivia for a $500 cash prize.

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This Coffee Recipe Will Kill Your Interest in Coffee Forever! [Video]

Today seems to be my anti-coffee day, for some reason.  

I don't know why I picked today to express my hatred for everyone's "black gold," but there you go.

This isn't any sissy red-eye coffee recipe. The Epic Meal Time guys have been going for a long time, and they've finally created the most coffee-filled breakfast meal you could imagine!  

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Everybody Sounds Insane to Someone Who Doesn’t Drink Coffee

Hi, my name is Johnnie, and I don't like coffee.

(PAUSE FOR ALL THE GASPS TO SUBSIDE)

I never have.  I don't like the flavor, the smell, how it tastes when someone you're kissing drank it...the only bit that's okay is the first 10 second when the bag is opened and you get that initial smell of the beans.  After that, get it away.

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: Man Cuts Tree Down Directly into Truck Bed [Video]

This is one of those videos that as soon as you start watching it, you know exactly what the outcome will be.

This guy is cutting down what's left of a pretty massive tree. He wants to haul away the remainder of the tree trunk, but doesn't want to deal with the hassle of cutting it up into many pieces and picking them up individually.

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: This Ford Mustang Driver Doesn’t Need Four Wheels to Drive [Video]

How many wheels does your car have?

Probably four, right? Amateur!

This Ford Mustang driver proves that four wheels are in no way necessary to cruise down the highway.

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: Candidates Interview for World’s Toughest Job [Video]

Some jobs are more demanding than others. And there's one job even more demanding than all of those combined.

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Your Partner Probably Knows When You’re ‘Faking It’

Ladies, we might be screwed. All of that hard work we've put into figuring out what makes our sexy sounds sound as authentic as possible is for nought. It turns out, people are a whole lot better at reading their sexual partners and their satisfaction than most of us would believe.

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: Southwest Flight Attendant Makes Announcements Bit More Memorable [Video]

We've all experienced the boredom that comes with having to listen to the announcements made by flight attendants before a plane can take off.

Buckle your seatbelts. The masks fall from the ceiling. Emergency exits.

We get it. We could probably all recite them from memory we've heard them so much.

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: Kids React in Using Walkmans [Video]

Before mp3 players and iPhones, there was the Walkman. Revolutionary in its time and nearly universal among teens of the '80s, it's now a relic today's children simply can't understand.

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Idiot Says He Doesn’t Regret a Thing [Video]

Monday on "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show," we checked out the video of an Indiana University student participating in "Wheel of Fortune" College Week and his series of epic failures.

He mispronounced words and made terrible guesses, costing him thousands of dollars in prizes, a car and an all-expenses paid vacation.

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