Humor

In totally WTF news for the day, a rather angry-looking, but still hot, weather reporter was trying to report on the lack of storm at a local beach when she was taken out with a fish to the head. <--Weirdest sentence ever written? Possibly.

I have to tell you, I love this f****** guy Wes Scantlin! He's an endless source of entertainment for me, as one of the biggest trainwrecks around. He's getting arrested on a regular basis, breaking into homes, missing flights, storming off stage...this is the most entertaining a celebrity has been in a long time.

Groundhogs are completely overrated. A few see their shadow, and boom, done for the year. But hedgehogs gotta go fast year-round, so in honor of their work, February 2nd is also officially Hedgehog Day.

Today on Segment 16, the Free Beer and Hot Wings guys discuss all the lesser-known gambling options available for the Super Bowl. There's always the usual stuff, like coin-toss, points scored, winner, and all that, but did you know you can also bet on the color of the Gatorade that's dumped on the winning coach?

Pokemon fans were surprised to learn that the Pikachu in the upcoming Detective Pikachu game can talk, and now one Change.org petition wants Danny DeVito to voice everybody's favorite electric rodent.

Today on the Free Beer and Hot Wings Segment 16, the guys learned what our corporate bosses mean when they tell us they have an "open door policy". Usually you'd think that means they are always available for us little people, and are willing to talk about things business-wise. Not this time.

A uniformed British police officer accidentally walked into a 50th birthday celebration at a social club, where he was mistaken for the stripogram the ladies had hired. How does this not happen more often?

Okay, I'm going to be honest. I have heard so many strange things about the place, I have yet to even visit Detroit. But after reading this story, I think I may have to head over and have some fun there. You can actually go into a topless bar and toss a dwarf! (This is not a euphemism for masturbation, either.)

Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate the love that two people share for one another.  A day to pamper their loved one and shower them with gifts and appreciation.  Almost anything makes a good gift as long as it shows that you care.  But on that note, not everything shows that you care...

Today of Free Beer and Hot Wings Segment 16, the guys talk about the latest news coming out about the Flint water crisis. Details about the City of Flint government offices using bottled water instead of city water, since it hadn't passed testing have come out, not, too. So much evidence of wrongdoing in this crisis.

Deadpool comes out the weekend of Valentine's Day, or as guys will know it, February 12th. This is the day guys are looking forward to, and Deadpool has been giving out a lot of advice to guys, not only to help remember Valentine's Day, but now also to prevent cancer!

The guys are excited for their Carite appearance coming up this Saturday! They'e celebrating the trip to Kalamazoo, where they're all going together! This is the first time they'll all be out together, except for the live shows. Should they get a commission for selling cars while they're there?