Humor

PornHub's marketing people are geniuses. Not only do they have great commercials, but they regularly release metrics about internet porn usage, which gets them a lot of attention. Genius. They love to show what people are searching for, and it seems most people search for Lesbian porn. Because people are smart.

I'm not saying Joe got hurt BECAUSE he picked a fight with his wife on Friday...wait, maybe I am...now I'm not sure. Anyway, on Friday, Joe picked a fight with his wife, and then on Saturday he got injured. Coincidence?

You've seen this video a ton of times on the internets, and you've laughed at it a few times. But did you know this internet hottie is an inventor, and creates these ridiculous things to be messed up on purpose? Meet Simone Giertz.

Today on Segment 16, the guys debate the dangers involved in a Joe Stunt they've been considering. They've put Joe in harm's way a few times before, but this one could push someone over the edge into shooting Joe on sight. Just Hot Wings' retelling of a similar incident set all the guys on edge.

Today on Segment 16, the guys discuss the possible return of the Joe and Steve Steve and Joe Show, even if in podcast form once a month. The guys totally think this is possible to bring back, especially after the guys had so much fun at Waldron Public House on Saturday afternoon.

You can find lots of great and interesting deals on Craigslist and every now and then you find a gem that makes you look fondly upon humanity as a whole, as is the case with this post advertising an "Unused cat toy" that isn't exactly a cat toy.

A Chinese airline accidentally booked two passengers, whose flight was delayed, into a 'love hotel.'

Apparently, there's a Kansas City Mafia, and Wes Scantlin is going to "call them down" on a soundguy in Northampton, Pennsylvania. Who'da thunk it? Wes is right on schedule for his latest meltdown, as it's been about a month since he freaked out last. During the first song of Puddle of Mudd's set, "Drift and Die", he began to swear at the sound guy, refused to sing the song, an

Today on Segment 16, the guys talked with Dan, Lauren, and Aaron from WZZM about a new dating site, where you wear a shirt for 3 days and nights straight, and then you all smell each other to see if you're a match. Aside from being gross, they also don't separate the clothes by sex, so you could hook yourself up with a same-sex relationship!

If you follow those silly "National Holiday" sites that have celebrations for every single day of the year, you will know what to celebrate today, and how. If not, I have some help for you ladies, since today is the day for you to get drunk and masturbate, apparently! Today is both National Drink Wine Day, AND National Battery Day!

Yesterday, the Pope visited the area of my hometown. I say it like that, because he was in Juarez, Mexico, which is right across from El Paso, where I'm from. His visit inspired many people, and there were an estimated 1 MILLION extra people in El Paso, and another 2 MILLION crowding into Juarez, on top of the regular population for the Pope's visit.

Today on Segment 16, the guys are trying to come up with some of the weirdest combinations of foods for Joe to eat on Monday, for Monday's Mouth of Yum. I'm not sure what they're going to be able to come up with to make Joe vomit, but they're trying really hard.