Humor

Today on Segment 16, the guys unveil the winner of the Whitecaps' voting for their newest stadium food! You'll be able to get the new dish "Dutch Love" at the Comfort Food Cart. Sadly, the "food" that the guys loving call "Eskimo Madness", of the Klondike bar covered in chili, didn't make the grade.

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about a giant tire swing that's coming back to Grand Rapids. Free Beer and Hot Wings didn't even know it existed. It was taken down a couple years ago after an incident, but has been redesigned, and is coming back. Are you excited yet?

Okay, so there's some kind of "singing" going on in this video. None of that matters, because there are five attractive women with big, heavy boobs jumping around and shaking their boobs. It's not that I'm just focused on an accidental byproduct of a music video, this is the whole focus of the video called...wait for it..."Heavy Boobs"!

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about tiny houses, and Joe and Steve's desire to live in one. Steve has made his interest in the lifestyle clear before, and Joe has even expressed interest in living in the tiniest of houses. But would the significant others be down for the tiny living?

If your boss isn't down with you watching two women sitting on vibrators talking about squirting, then you should probably just send yourself a link to this story, and come back to it after work.

It's right on schedule. Seriously. Every month, Wes Scantlin has some kind of breakdown, either with the law, or on stage. In Doncaster, England, Wes went on another one of his tirades about being screwed over, and his home being stolen from him, etc. This time, the rest of Puddle of Mudd said "screw this" and walked off stage, leaving the drunk idiot vocalist along on a chair on stage,

Okay, so the lil guy didn't technically steal the GoPro, but he did run off with it when he got his hands on it. He then started licking the lens and pointing the camera at himself for some great close ups selfie video.

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the upcoming Live at Night show, and one of their guests, who either has two penises, or can take two penises...no one is quite sure which is more funny. I'm sure Lee Van Ameyde would rather they not refer to him as "Two Dongs" anymore, for any reason.

Joe suddenly remembered that he owes Steve money, and they can't decide if he should pay Steve off with Paypal, Cash, Bitcoins, or maybe Farmville bucks. Can you even still trade anything Farmville for...well, anything?

Today on Segment 16, the guys learned all about Hot Wings' amazing knowledge of basketball, and sports in general. Remember, "the less you know the better you do". Or something. Knowledge which fails him again and again when it comes to picking brackets every year.

The staff members at Townsquare Media Grand Rapids shared their opinions and stories of when it's okay to start farting in front of your significant other.

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about why there was no Segment 16 yesterday, and then about a person who posted on Facebook about being attacked while pumping gas. This post has been shared like 8,000 times, and people are talking about being aware of your surroundings, which is great. Only one problem.