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Funny Video Proves Siri Is a Real Jerk

Emerald Catron — Fri, 24 May 2013 15:21:14 +0000

Yet another reason we are more than happy to just google something — Siri is a real jerk. This compilation of Vine videos from artist Ridd Sorensen might be a slight exaggeration, but we think he’s got the gist of it right. There’s something so condescending about her robot voice. Even when we don’t ask [...]

11 Diving Fails to Prep You for Summer

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:45:39 +0000

Memorial Day is coming up soon, which means the beginning of swimming season is quickly approaching. This also means plenty of painful belly flops, fully-clothed people falling into pools and our latest hilarious discovery, diving fails.

Juggalo Dating 101 — The Insane Clown Posse's Unauthorized Guide to Online Dating

Jackie Mancini — Thu, 23 May 2013 20:00:26 +0000

“Don’t worry sugartush, there is someone for everyone.” — Excerpt from an email our mom sent us today. If you’ve somehow missed this until now, a Juggalo (or Juggalette) is the name used by fans of the Insane Clown Posse. They paint their faces, wear mall-metal uniforms, and are, for all intents and purposes, “Down [...]

Our Favorite Non Sequiturs from Reddit's /r/Trees

Emerald Catron — Thu, 23 May 2013 05:00:14 +0000

/r/Trees is a friendly subreddit (or forum) on Reddit for pot smokers to hang around and talk about marijuana-related stuff together. Sometimes they get a little... sidetracked though. They have a scale that goes from (totally sober) to (this guy). These are some of our favorite posts which we've set to stock photos. These posts are all on a level. Because, let's be real -- if you're a , there's no way you're going to be able to type a coherent sentence on Reddit. They're pretty ridiculous. Enjoy!

13 Everyday Objects That Look Like Other Things

Emerald Catron — Wed, 22 May 2013 22:33:13 +0000

You see it too, right? The awesome Terminator face on that…grill? To us it is now and will forever be Snow Terminator. Same goes for all of these other objects that have taken on personalities of their own. They can never go back. They have been permanently anthropomorphized. It’s adorable. Twins! Sulking mop Happy Biscuit [...]

Another Best Of Craigslist!

Craig Russell — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:46 +0000

It’s amazing what you can find on My List! Craigslist! Here’s another AWESOME post. Especially if you are looking for people who enjoy, ahem, the other side. I’m not talking about Star Wars or Pink Floyd. I’m talking about “Clown Love”. Read and prepare to have your mind blown. Looking for fun, beautiful female [...]

YouTube Kicks Off Comedy Week With Some of the Web's Funniest People

Kyle Dowling — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:44:49 +0000

If you’re a fan of comedy you’ve surely found yourself inundated with commercials and promotions for YouTube’s Comedy Week. Well, the wait is over because it’s finally arrived. Simply put, YouTube Comedy Week will be just that: a week filled with videos of sketches, stand up, improv and music, all in celebration of the comedic [...]

Get Ready for Warm Weather With Some Summery Gifs

Hannah Gutenplan — Sun, 19 May 2013 20:24:35 +0000

Next week is the first day of summer, so we’d like to get you ready for the warmer months with a few summer GIFS. We bet that after you see these GIFs you’ll be psyched for a summer full of beaches, roadtrips and waterslides. Get excited for summer with these GIFs below. Source: Get Ready [...]

Shaffee's Top 10 Living Things On The Planet

Shaffee — Wed, 15 May 2013 18:46:31 +0000

Recently on my show, I told Steve The Web Guy that dogs were better. He replied, “better than cats?” to which I answered, “better than people.” This conversation prompted me to put together my list of the top 10 living things on the planet. Here it is. 1 – Dogs Dogs are the best. They [...]

Google Street View Gives Us The Best Candid Shots Ever

Steven Bohner — Tue, 14 May 2013 18:05:52 +0000

Google Street View is an amazing tool. You can use it to actually see what your destination is going to look like before you ever visit it. You can use it to view landmarks that you might not be able to travel to. Or you can use it to look for prostitutes hooking in bad neighborhoods... To each their own.

Producer Steve Finds A Mother's Day Letter To His Mom From 1988 [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Mon, 13 May 2013 15:43:55 +0000

Sunday was Mother’s Day and with that comes all sorts of letters, calls, poems, gifts, and flowers for Mom. Producer Steve got a text on Mother’s Day from his sister. She had found an old letter he had written to his mom in 1988. It looks like a 7-year-old Steve was quite a good son! [...]

Watch a Sweet 'Yo Mama' Battle for Mother's Day

Emerald Catron — Mon, 13 May 2013 01:00:03 +0000

If you’re having a hard time coming up with a nice thing to say to your mom, because you want to say something nice, but you don’t want to sound too sincere because GROSS people shouldn’t share their feelings like that, you should watch this video from Rhett and Link. It’s a “Yo Mama” rap [...]

Shorts Season is Here — You Can Tell Because It's Written on Butts!

GuySpeed Editors — Thu, 09 May 2013 17:00:34 +0000

It’s here, pals. It’s finally here. There were a couple of dark years where short shorts — our favorite part of summer — took a backseat to something terrible called “Capri Pants.” Those days are behind us, friends. As summer 2013 approaches, we’re seeing a whole lot of leg, and we’re stoked about it; as [...]

Obviously the Charles Ramsey Interview Has Been Auto-Tuned

Emerald Catron — Thu, 09 May 2013 03:30:06 +0000

It’s been a whole day, folks — isn’t it time to add some levity to that time that guy rescued three women who’d been kidnapped and tortured for 10 years? Apparently it is. Here is the “songified” version of Charles Ramsey’s interview after he heroically saved three women who’d been held captive in his neighbor’s [...]

21 Examples of Starbucks Employees Completely Massacring Someone's Name

Emerald Catron — Thu, 09 May 2013 00:15:32 +0000

If there's one thing we love about Starbucks, it's that they always give us a place to go to the bathroom. Aside from that, it's also always a good time when they mix up a customer's name. When a Hong Kong Starbucks employee thought a woman named Virginia was actually named Vagina, we laughed.

We figured why not keep the laughs coming and found some more Starbucks name fails. We also included what the original name is supposed to be, since it's not always entirely clear. You're welcome.

Couple Breaks Up in Epic Kiss Cam Dispute

Emerald Catron — Wed, 08 May 2013 04:25:19 +0000

Real or not real, this is officially the best part of going to a Grizzlies game — watching people break up on the Kiss Cam. Unless, of course, you’re the guy who got dumped, in which case this is probably the worst part of going to a Grizzlies game. Let this be a lesson to [...]

See a Homeless Man's Reaction to Receiving $3,000

Emerald Catron — Mon, 06 May 2013 19:20:45 +0000

A few months ago, YouTube comedy channel Whatever 2ND struck gold when they filmed a homeless man do a pretty ridiculous trick with his mustache. The video went viral, and today it has over 1.7 million views. To repay him, Whatever 2ND raised money via Indiegogo to give to the man, named Clydesdale. They filmed [...]

Man Animates Drunk Wife's Ridiculous Joke

Emerald Catron — Fri, 03 May 2013 18:21:32 +0000

We wish somebody would follow us around and animate our drunken brilliance. Although, to be fair, arguing over the lyrics to a Go-Go’s song is not nearly as entertaining as this joke, told by Adam Patch’s wife after she drank an entire bottle of wine. We think this whole thing is just about perfect, and [...]

Fail Text — Whatcha Wang Me To Wear Tonight?

Jackie — Fri, 03 May 2013 17:19:33 +0000

I don’t know about you but I love fail texts, websites like Damn Your Auto Correct, crack me up! We’ve all had it. Your phone either auto corrects your words to make your text sound outlandish and stupid, or even better when you are intending to text someone and accidentally text it to the wrong [...]

Submit Your Fail Texts [NSFW]

Jackie — Thu, 02 May 2013 16:54:45 +0000