Hey Dahmer here again to tell you how shooting one of your boogers across the room and making it stick to the wall can win you free beer for a year!
Dahmer here with another great tip..
Hey guys, remember when you first met your girlfriend or wife and how skinny and hot she was? And now she's all fat and kinda gross cuz she's in a relationship and doesn't think she needs to be skinny anymore.
Hey It's Dahmer here with another great piece of advise. It's probaly not a great idea to call the cops and tell them you just killed someone. Check this out, A stupid drunk guy got assaulted in a bar, so he called the cops and told them he murdered someone so they would show up quicker!
Dahmer here with another great story that will make your head explode! Literally
So Check this out, A guy was getting crazy at house party, and ended up accidentally burning his girlfriends face off!
Hey It's Dahmer here with another great piece of advice. If you are going to rob a bank, make sure you have a Facebook Page, it could save your ass.
Hey It's Dahmer again and I Have a question for you. Do you want to know what the worlds 3 best kept secrets are? And yes....one is about Big Foot! He's real, and there is not one Big Foot, there are 3 of them!
Hey It's Dahmer with some friendly tips for you girls.
Girls if you're feeling bad for treating your man kind of crappy lately. No worries...Cosmo magazine, and Dahmer Before Dark Monthly Magazine have got ya covered!
Hey It's Dahmer With a piece of advice you might want to listen to. Guys if you're out fishing one day and you think you caught a Blue Gill, it might not be a Blue Gill and it might be a Piranha
Dahmer here with another great peice of advice.
Guys, a big University in Arizona says that some of your straight guy buddies might secretly want to BF you in the shower!
Hey Dahmer here again with more tips for you to use when heading out to the bar.
Hey Dahmer here with another F@#k'd up story for you. This one involves one messed up chick, a friend and a baby.
Dahmer here with another great story. This one has to be the weirdest way I have heard of to try to kill someone. But it almost worked,and the suspects almost got away with it!
