Next time you go to Olive Garden for dinner, make sure to take your left over salad home with you in a to-go box, that way when you find yourself in the mood for some blow. You can just trade your left over salad for some cocaine!
Guys, if you ever find yourself locked in a pair of handcuffs and you're not sure what to do, I would recommend calling the first dominatrix chick you can find! She can help! Home Depot can't!
Yea, for real. This guy is without a doubt the smartest man in the world right now. But at the same time, this douche bag is the dumbest guy in the world right now!
Dogs rock and people suck! A chick dove head first into a giant pit of poop to save her dog! And although her lungs filled with feces and she died, she died a hero trying to save the life of mans best friend!
Do you know the difference between working cans and house wife cans? Well, if you get nice big fake ones, you can write them off!
Ok, if you're a dad and you hate your daughters boyfriend here is a tip. It is not ok to solicit for his murder at her college campus! An alleged murder-for-hire plot was unovered wherein a Spring Valley resident, later identified as Domingos Jose Oliveira is alleged to have posted fliers on campus with an aim to find someone to kill his daughter’s boyfriend.
Here in the U.S men are not allowed to fondle our female co-workers breasts, or do other dirty things to them. (what a load of crap!) But in Mexico its a completely different story.
Guys...if you're going to get a hooker, its always best to shop around and get a few quotes first, it could have you hundreds of dollars!
Hey It's Dahmer here with another story that will make you think twice before going to a marrige counselor.Listen to this. Marriage counselors are suppose to help married couples right? Not make the sex with the drunk stoned wife!
Hey it's Dahmer here with another one that just proves guys are stupid. Listen to this, A Missouri kid busted for being a serial masturbater and breaking into school and cranking his creepy self on kids gym clothes! Yuk!
Hey It's Dahmer here with another story you have to hear to believe. Listen to this, A Tampa Florida high school honor student got so upset at her mom when she wouldn't co-sign for a car for her, that she pulled out a gun and beat the crap out of her mom!
Hey Dahmer here with another great story.
A guy was getting a mole removed from his butt, and the methane from the fart he ripped sparked the electric mole cutting knife and his balls went up in flames!
