WGRD 97.9 » Dahmer’s BS Stories

Are You Dumb Like Dahmer?

Dahmer — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:48:07 +0000

Ever show up to an early morning work meeting still drunk from the night before? Yep. I do it all the time. And yea, drinking about 17 beers in your underpants while watching football the night before a work meeting will pr

Maggot Sandwich – Dahmer's BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 20:51:51 +0000

Close your eyes and open your mouth baby! I got a big surprise for ya! How’s that taste? What? Not good? Probably because you just ate a maggot melt ya sick freak! The new gimmicky food at the California State Fair is the maggot melt. This is a grilled cheese sandwich that is crammed full of maggots, [...]

Why Some Girls Love Bull Sperm – Dahmer's BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 20:33:24 +0000

Some girls love bull sperm, right? Probably not, but one 48-year-old chick from Ohio loved it so much that she stole $110,000 worth of it. Did she take a bath in bull sperm? She might have! Did she mix up a delicious bull sperm smoothy? She might have! What we do know, is that this chick stole $110,000 worth of bull sperm!

Crying Children Ruin Restaurants – Dahmer's BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 19:53:02 +0000

How nice would it be sit down for dinner at a restaurant, and not have some little snot nose booger shooter kid screaming and crying at the table next to you because his mom won't let him have some chocolate milk? Damn nice I say! And this is how a Pennsylvania restaurant owner delt with it...

Spaghetti With Eye Balls – Dahmer's BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 21:30:10 +0000

Spaghetti with eye balls anyone...? Probably not.

As I've said before chicks are crazy, BUT THIS CHICK IS BALLS NUTS! A 24 year-old chick from Memphis was bitching at her boyfriend to come to dinner and eat the spaghetti dinner she made. He kept telling her "in a minute, in a minute", and continued to play his video game. What she did next qualifies her as balls nuts!

Guys With Sweet Cars Get Hot Chicks – Dahmer's BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 21:07:22 +0000

So I always thought guys with expensive flashy cars were douche bags. Well it turns out that guys with really sweet cars got really hot chicks! WTF!? According to a new study from the University of Texas, guys with hot cars get more hot chicks. So bottom line is: Guys with expensive flashy sports cars [...]

Barf Bag Bandit – Dahmer's BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 20:56:57 +0000

It’s the case of the Barf Bag Bandit! Their have been giant bags of throw up being left all over a major U.S city, and it’s got cops confused as hell! Did you know that vomit in a bag is considered a bio hazard and you can be arrested for leaving it in a public [...]

Don't Die, I'll Pleasure You – Dahmer's B.S. Story of the Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:52:52 +0000

So, a Chinese dude is standing on the edge of a bridge threatening to kill himself... After The Chinese authorities can't get him to come down, along comes a pretty girl to try to persuade him. Now, if you were going to jump off a bridge and kill yourself, would you change your mind if a hot 19 year old Asian chick told you she would provide you with a lovely slurp & burp if you climbed down? Guess what the guy did?

Chick Smashes Out Target's Windows – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 18:55:07 +0000

All chicks are crazy, we all know that. But this dumb chick is crazy as balls! Donna Rosenberg (aka the crazy as balls chick) returned a couple of ice cream makers, only to find out that she can’t get cash back for them…. ohhhh man, this woman apparently isn’t the type to take in store credit! Crazy [...]

Sex At 100MPH – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 20:44:19 +0000

How do you make the sex in the backseat of your car while going 100mph...? Not exactly sure how, maybe you can figure it out. A dude is getting sued for being drunk and nailing a chick while he was driving, and speeding! Not sure how you can make the intercourse with a hot tight chick in the BACK SEAT of your car while your driving, but apparently this guy did!

Creepy Toilet Fetish – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [VIDEO] [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 21:47:42 +0000

Do you have a creepy toilet fetish? You might! Do you enjoy being covered with human poop? This guy does! If you don’t know what a toilet fetish is, you’re about to. A guy who likes to watch chicks make with the pee pee, while he lays quietly in a pile of her poo! Don’t [...]

Hot Cashier Chick – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 21:43:05 +0000

If you want to nail the hot cashier chick, buy some rubbers before you rob her! The hottest cashier you have ever seen was robbed by possibly the dumbest criminal ever. See why this idiot got caught, it may have something to do with his little brain doing the thinking… If you’re looking to [...]

Cheating Bride – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 19:41:03 +0000

A whore bride cheats on her husband 2 hours after the wedding, and husband gets arrested!

I know for a lot of you girls cheating on your husbands and boyfriends is in your DNA, but come on girls, humping your new husbands brother two hours after the wedding!? WTF is up with that?

Getting Drunk And Peeing On Your Neighbors – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Steven Bohner — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 20:09:56 +0000

If you're looking for some fun, try getting drunk and peeing on your neighbors head!

A crazy drunk Florida trailer park guy drank 48 beers, then started pissing threw his neighbors windows! If you really want to know how to party, listen to this!

It's Not a Good Idea To Take Your Mother With You On a Crack Run! – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 18:13:45 +0000

Did you hear about the Houston Texas guy that let his mother burn alive while he sat around smoking crack rocks? Listen after the jump

A Girl From San Diego Is Suing Chuck E Cheese – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [Audio]

Dahmer — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:18:44 +0000

This dumb chick thinks that Chuck E Cheese is running an illegal gambling operation for children, and now she's trying to sue their balls off! Listen to why!

Top 5 Cool Jobs That Can Kill You – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 17:28:22 +0000

Are you a guy with a cool man job? Here are the top 5 cool guy man jobs, how much they pay, and how many guys die each year doing these cool guy man jobs!

Why People Think Guys Who Roller Blade Are Gay – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:54:42 +0000

If you are a guy and you still roller blade, almost everyone that sees you roller blading thinks that you’re a homosexual. Not that there is anything wrong with being a homosexual. If you’re a gay dude, you rock on with your bad homosexual self!

Want To Have Sex With A Hot Cop – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 19:39:36 +0000

Guys, if you’re boning a hot chick cop, high five in the front row to you! Not a lot of attractive female officers out there, so when you do find a hot cop chick you gotta try to make it with her! Just don’t do what this douche did!

How To Get Unemployment For Screwing Your Bosses Wife – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:00:42 +0000

I wish I would have known this when I got caught nailing my old bosses wife a couple of years ago! It would have made paying my bills between jobs a hell of a lot easier!