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Dahmer’s BS Stories
Dahmer's BS Stories
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Maggot Sandwich – Dahmer’s BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Close your eyes and open your mouth baby! I got a big surprise for ya! How's that taste? What? Not good? Probably because you just ate a maggot melt ya sick freak!
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Why Some Girls Love Bull Sperm – Dahmer’s BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Some girls love bull sperm, right? Probably not, but one 48-year-old chick from Ohio loved it so much that she stole $110,000 worth of it. Did she take a bath in bull sperm? She might have! Did she mix up a delicious bull sperm smoothy? She might have! What we do know, is that this chick stole $110,000 worth of bull sperm!
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Crying Children Ruin Restaurants – Dahmer’s BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
How nice would it be sit down for dinner at a restaurant, and not have some little snot nose booger shooter kid screaming and crying at the table next to you because his mom won't let him have some chocolate milk? Damn nice I say! And this is how a Pennsylvania restaurant owner delt with it...
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Spaghetti With Eye Balls – Dahmer’s BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Spaghetti with eye balls anyone...? Probably not.
As I've said before chicks are crazy, BUT THIS CHICK IS BALLS NUTS! A 24 year-old chick from Memphis was bitching at her boyfriend to come to dinner and eat the spaghetti dinner she made. He kept telling her "in a minute, in a minute", and continued to play his video game. What she did next qualifies her as balls nuts!
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Guys With Sweet Cars Get Hot Chicks – Dahmer’s BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
So I always thought guys with expensive flashy cars were douche bags. Well it turns out that guys with really sweet cars got really hot chicks! WTF!? According to a new study from the University of Texas, guys with hot cars get more hot chicks.
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Barf Bag Bandit – Dahmer’s BS Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
It's the case of the Barf Bag Bandit! Their have been giant bags of throw up being left all over a major U.S city, and it's got cops confused as hell! Did you know that vomit in a bag is considered a bio hazard and you can be arrested for leaving it in a public place?
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Don’t Die, I’ll Pleasure You – Dahmer’s B.S. Story of the Day [AUDIO]
So, a Chinese dude is standing on the edge of a bridge threatening to kill himself... After The Chinese authorities can't get him to come down, along comes a pretty girl to try to persuade him. Now, if you were going to jump off a bridge and kill yourself, would you change your mind if a hot 19 year old Asian chick told you she would provide you with a lovely slurp & burp if you climbed down? Guess what the guy did?
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Chick Smashes Out Target’s Windows – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
All chicks are crazy, we all know that. But this dumb chick is crazy as balls! Donna Rosenberg (aka the crazy as balls chick) returned a couple of ice cream makers, only to find out that she can't get cash back for them.... ohhhh man, this woman apparently isn't the type to take in store credit!
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Sex At 100MPH – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
How do you make the sex in the backseat of your car while going 100mph...? Not exactly sure how, maybe you can figure it out. A dude is getting sued for being drunk and nailing a chick while he was driving, and speeding! Not sure how you can make the intercourse with a hot tight chick in the BACK SEAT of your car while your driving, but apparently this guy did!
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Creepy Toilet Fetish – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [VIDEO] [AUDIO]
Do you have a creepy toilet fetish? You might! Do you enjoy being covered with human poop? This guy does!
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Hot Cashier Chick – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
If you want to nail the hot cashier chick, buy some rubbers before you rob her! The hottest cashier you have ever seen was robbed by possibly the dumbest criminal ever. See why this idiot got caught, it may have something to do with his little brain doing the thinking...