Today on Segment 16, Joe tries to temp Free Beer to travel to Lansing to buy wood from the Spartans' practice basketball court, and the guys try to come up with famous people who might have played on those boards. But they don't know any names.

This leads them into a memorabilia quest, to see if there's something they can convince him to buy, or how to decorate his home with large chunks of basketball flooring.

Then, the guys are getting ready for tomorrow's Grand Rapids On Tap, and Free Beer will be a little late, since he's going to an old man show in the afternoon. 2pm concert. Some country guy, and a lady he's not really interested in seeing, but he and his wife will be there, and then head over to GR On Tap.

And something about a "Steeltar".