Boston Bruins Lose Stanley Cup, Fans Turn To Porn

Monday night, the Boston Bruins blew a late 3rd period lead in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals, allowing the tying and go-ahead goals within 17 seconds in the final 1:16 of the contest.  Instead of heading back to Chicago for a Game 7, the Blackhawks hoisted Lord Stanley's Cup in front of thousands of stunned Bruins fans in Beantown.

The adult website Pornhub decided to analyze their traffic during the game and traffic was well below normal levels in the cities of Chicago and Boston.  When the game was over, traffic remained low in Chicago as hockey fans in that city celebrated their championship.  In Boston, the site's traffic shot up at an incredible rate.  I guess Bruins fans decided that since their team choked, they would take matters in their own hands and choke something else...like their chickens.

Take a look at the Pornhub chart...

Pornhub issued a press release after the game:

Last night marked the end of the NHL Championships, and much like the NBA Finals did, the battle for the Cup managed to take users away from their beloved porn once more. Until, of course the end of the game marking the Bruins' loss, which saw all of Boston turning to Pornhub to take out some of that pent up aggression.

That's right -- the statisticians at Pornhub.com carefully analyzed each hour of the game to track traffic changes in Chicago, Boston, and across the US by the hour; comparing each location relative to the rest of the country.

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