Bin Laden Jokes – Know Any Good Ones?
Can’t already be tired of Bin Laden jokes can we? Not if you’re watching late night TV. Personally I’ll never tire of them considering what the POS did to our country. What’s the best Bin laden jokes you’ve heard? In the meantime read through some material from our late night TV comedy kings.
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From Jay Leno:
President Obama has done something that no one else has been able to do. He got Donald Trump to shut up.
Apparently, Osama bin Laden was killed with money and phone numbers sewn into his clothing. So we got him right before he left for summer camp.
Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, “the ultimate waterboarding.”
They say bin Laden lived in his compound with nine women and 23 children. I’m surprised the guy didn’t shoot himself in the head.
Trump said that he hoped bin Laden suffered a lot. It looks like he got his wish, because the CIA said bin Laden spent his last hour watching “Celebrity Apprentice.”
At the time of his death, bin Laden had sewn the equivalent of $740 into his clothing. Experts say his next plan was to launch a major attack, or to rent a one-bedroom apartment in Chicago.
Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden’s compound, which explains why bin Laden’s last words were, “Dude . . . “
From David Letterman:
It was so nice in New York City today that Navy SEALs raided a Jamba Juice.
Osama bin Laden lived in a compound with all of his wives for the last few years. So I guess he did suffer.
From Jimmy Kimmel:
The CIA says bin Laden’s last words were, “Are you guys here about the dishwasher?”
From Jimmy Fallon:
Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Obama never would have tracked down bin Laden if it weren’t for George W. Bush’s policies. Although in fairness, Obama never would have even been elected if it weren’t for George W. Bush’s policies.