Batman, Backwards Leg Boy + More – May 12 FBHW Show Recap
We talked this morning about how even weirdos can find like-minded people on the internet. A man from Slovakia posted an ad online saying that he was a cannibal and asked for someone to come to his house and commit suicide so he could eat them. You may be surprised to find out that it didn’t work out well for the cannibal. We talked this morning about the rumor that a member of the band Metallica is gay, or at least bisexual. This came to light recently during an interview with a guy who was writing a biography about the band.
Free Beer had a strange interaction while at the grocery store yesterday. He was pushing his cart down the aisle and some woman was walking just inches behind him nearly bumping her cart in to his ankles. There is a celebrity that died nearly a year ago that has still not been buried. We took a few minutes to try and guess who it was and why they were still on ice. We played another guessing game this morning when we tried to guess who the A-list celebrity was that has supposedly been giving people herpes. How many times a year do you break the law? We read a survey that said the average person broke the law 21 times a year, but we did not believe that at all. We figured it was probably closer to a few hundred times a year, just based on speeding and other driving violations.
There were two Batman-related stories in the news recently. A man dressed as Batman on Las Vegas Blvd. got in an altercation with a tourist and got his ass kicked. You can see that in the Video Reel. Also, a man dressed as Batman in Michigan was arrested for climbing around on the roof of a building. He was charged with trespassing and possession of a weapon. We had a ton of fun talking about these stories! A Wisconsin judge had some strange statements when reading the verdict of a court case recently. None of us were really sure exactly what he meant because it made no sense. You can see that in the Video Reel. We played the audio of a woman that was so excited over an In-N-Out Burger opening near her house that she broke in to tears. Based on this, we asked people to call in and tell us about the dumbest thing they’ve cried over.
Bristol Palin is in the news because of a bit of a change in her appearance. She obviously had some surgery, but she is denying that it was plastic surgery and saying that it was done for medical reasons. You can see the before and after in Cool Links. In today’s FBHW Report, we played the audio of a foul ball that crashed through the glass of the announcer’s booth and also talked about Will Smith’s ridiculously large trailer on the set of Men in Black III. We closed the hour with a round of Dumber Than Zane Trivia, worth $400 from our friends at Cat Footwear.
Whatever you do, get to the Cool Links section to see the story we talked about this morning of the kid that had a tumor on his knee, had to get his leg amputated and then they reattached his leg BACKWARDS! At first, we all thought it was some crazy mistake, but it turned out that was exactly what they were going for! We closed the show by revisiting the stories about the two Batmans from earlier in the show and discovered that Petoskey Batman has a Facebook page already! Go to our Facebook page to become a fan of his. Talk to you on Friday morning!