From The Bar Stool: 15 Years in Prison for Masturbating Your Man Meat?

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

I was killing beers with some dudes a few night ago, and of course we started to try to one up each other with the freaky stories we had heard in the news recently. And my buddy Dave told me about this one. And its creepy!

A 28 year old Florida chick was driving down Interstate 70 and she looks over at the car next to her, and there’s a creepy dude with his man penis hanging out and he's just a cranking away on that thing as he's starring over at her! Chick slows down, gets the guys license plate number and calls the cops. She says “there’s a creepy dude cranking his wiener driving down the road next to me!”

Cops pull the guy over a few minutes later, guy denies doing anything wrong, however the cop couldn’t help but notice a bottle of Viagra in the car, and couldn’t help notice THE GUYS BONER! Hahaha! Cop arrested the dude, charged him with lewd and lascivious exhibition, and now the dude is facing 15 years in prison!

Man I think you only get 6 or 7 years in prison for robbing a bank, but damn, possibly facing 15 years in prison for jerking your man meat while driving? Yea, it’s creepy, but I think 15 years is a little excessive, right?