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Here’s Everything You Need to Survive a Nuclear Bomb
Worried the world is going to end? Is the end of times upon us? Are we headed to a global war? Well, you can be ready.
McDonald’s Big Mac ATM Lets You Order Without Any Pesky Employees Getting Involved
McDonald's is taking a big step in the evolution of fast food.
Heinz Wants You to Help Make the Monday After the Super Bowl a National Holiday
Heinz is taking a pretty radical approach to this year's Super Bowl.
Injured Waitress Serves Up Good Karma, Paid Back in Spades by Kind Customer
One good deed deserves another, right?
Hilarious Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump’s Inauguration Can Unite Us All
Here's something political you can laugh at, no matter who you support.
Rejoice — Twinkies Ice Cream Is Here (Well, Sort Of)
This may be the greatest thing in the history of great things.
This Simple Trick Will Stop You From Losing Your Car in Parking Lot
A common problem has a not-so-common solution.
What Are the Keys for a President to Deliver a Good Inaugural Address?
A new chapter in American history will begin to be written Friday when Donald Trump is formally sworn in as president. The words he uses in his speech can go a long in setting a tone.
Crushed Little Boy Bawls During Pet Fish’s Toilet Funeral
It's a sendoff that will break your heart.
This Clueless Ninny Has No Idea How to Use a Ladder
Sooner or ladder, this guy is bound to figure out how to properly use this.
Watch 600 Groin Hits to Make You Wince, Squirm and Laugh
You'll laugh 'til it hurts as much as they are.
What Is the Cheapest (And Most Expensive) State for Smokers?
Smoke 'em if you got 'em -- and by "em," we mean big bills in your wallet.