Stoner Andy

Hey there. So, like I'm new here at WGRD and I'm so stoked to finally have found gainful employment! My grandma is also really happy, since I live in her basement. I am all about my friends... well... my friend. His name is Motorhead and I think honestly that that is his birth name. I don't like all this aggressive rock n roll that we play. I think the station should only play reggae and salsa music. But if you are into super angry negative music, join me every saturday night from 7pm to midnight.

Stoner Andy’s Response To Decriminalizing Marijuana in Grand Rapids

So like, I heard about all this talk of decriminalizing weed in Grand Rapids, man. This is just ridiculous. Why in the hell would you want to make it more of a crime, man? Seriously, it should be cool as it is, dude. I think I know who to blame for this movement, man. Once again, I'm gonna point my finger at the fat cats of the raisin industry. They are the most evil dudes on the planet man. Read

The Legend of Stoner Andy’s Grandma

Everybody's always asking me about my grandma and where the heck she came from, so I figured I would write one of these blog things about it.

Stoner Andy’s Top 5 Job Interview Tips

Hey man, so I like figured since I now have a job and everything--that I would share some tips for totally, like, owning a job interview, dude. Personally, I've had over 5,000 job interviews man and my strategy finally paid off that one time....

Stoner Andy’s Faceyspace Blues

Hey, man! So like I totally started one of those Faceyspace pages, dude... and it's like all... social and stuff. I'm finding out about things in people's lives I never knew. For instance, one of Motorhead's interests is Celtic interpretive dance... I, like--had no idea, man. Also, I recently sent my grandma (who's, basement I live in, man) a friend request... and she declined it, which was like..

Stoner Andy’s Mother’s Day

Hey there, so like... I found out literally minutes ago that today is Mother's Day instead of Grandmother's Day--like I thought. It was a weird one in general. I live in my grandma's basement... so-- I decided to do something special for her for this special day...

Stoner Andy’s Steps to a Perfect 4-20 Holiday

Hey, man! So, they're letting me blog again which is weird... considering the last time the company left me alone with a computer I turned it into a fully functioning hookah... but.. like--they let me do it again, so here's my blog. Today is...