Steven Bohner
The Dumbest Bank In America Foreclosed On The Wrong House [FBHW]
An Ohio bank made a huge error last week when they foreclosed on the wrong person's home. The bank sent repo men to the house to remove the belongings and to change the locks. The bank claims that the repo men got confused with the GPS system they were using and ended up at the wrong address.
Jackie Gets The Crap Scared Out Of Her — Air Horn Scare (Episode 3)
After a long hiatus, the "Scaring the $#!^ out of Jackie," segment is back! For the third episode, Free Beer and Hot Wings went for the air horn scare. This is when your victim ready to go live on the air and you strategically place an air horn and a Producer Joe in the room poised to scare the unsuspecting pretty DJ. Watch hilarity ensue... Oh and, no, this was not staged. She is just
Giant KFC Bucket Shows Up In Woman’s Front Yard [FBHW]
A woman from Waynesboro, Georgia was shocked to find a massive 7-foot-tall Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in her front yard. The woman has no idea how the bucket arrived, but it has become a local tourist landmark. People have frequently been stopping by and taking photos with it. The woman's landlord plans on having it mounted on a pole to be permanently displayed for all to see.
Dodgeball Fails Make You Wince In Delight
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." A great dodgeball enthusiast said that famous quote and it has stuck with us throughout the ages. The kids and adults in the following videos could not dodge a wrench, therefore they also cannot dodge a ball. But that's good for us, because we can laugh our asses off at them.
Professional Golfer Hunter Mahan Leaves Canadian Open For Birth Of His Child [FBHW]
Professional golfer, Hunter Mahan, left the Canadian Open prematurely on Sunday despite leading the tournament. Hunter withdrew from the $1,000,000 tournament while having a two-stroke lead. Hunter bowed out before the tournament on Sunday. His daughter was born at 3:26am Sunday morning.
Holly Marie — Local Babe Of The Week
After several complaints on Facebook about how the Babe of the Day is "fake, unattainable or not as good as local Grand Rapids girls" we decided to give you exactly what you wanted! Each week we give you our Local Babe of the Week. This week 19-year-old Holly Marie is our featured Local Babe of the Week!
Windsor Man Drinks 8 Beers Swims Across The Detroit River Gets Arrested
I want to open this story with a quote from the man himself, 47-year-old John Morillo of Windsor, Ontario, "If I’m going to be in the paper, I’d at least like them to say I actually made it, even though I got in trouble and everything. I gotta pay fines and stuff. But I don’t want it to sound like I didn’t make it, because then my buddies are going to say ‘ha, ha, you didn’t make it.’ Becaus
New York City Is Offering Prescriptions For Fruits And Vegetables [FBHW]
Two New York City hospitals are participating in a national program that allows doctors to prescribe fruits and vegetables to patients. The patients they will be targeting with these prescriptions will be high-risk, low-income patients. The patients prescriptions can be exchanged for "Health Bucks" to be spent at local farmers markets.
Charlie Clark Nissan Loves His Horribly Racist Car Commercials
Local advertisers are always looking for a commercial that will make them stand out from the crowd. Charlie Clark Nissan of Brownsville, TX decided that the best way to do this is by having the owner, a middle aged white guy, dress up like offensive versions of Asian people, Native Americans, and other ethnic groups. Some people say it's tongue and cheek comedy, others are offended. What do you
It’s Official… Man Has Hunted The Dildo Into Extinction [FBHW]
It's a great thing when reporters screw up during a national news broadcast. It provides us with laughs and you get to call a complete stranger a dumb ass. Well, a wild dumb ass appeared again by way of CNN this time. The reporter was doing a story on climate change threatening various species with extinction. The reporter wanted to mention the extinction of the Dodo bird, but couldn't quite s
Free Beer And Hot Wings Remember Dennis Farina’s Old Style Beer Commercials [FBHW]
The guys were sad to learn that, actor and former Chicago police officer, Dennis Farina died yesterday at the age of 69. Free Beer and Hot Wings had the pleasure of having Farina on the show as a guest a few years back. They recall him being a genuinely nice guy that everyone really enjoyed talking to. Dennis Farina was best known for his roles on Law and Order and his performance in Snatch.
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Who Does Your Personal Grooming? [FBHW]
Everyone has their own grooming practices. Some people will only groom visible hair, others will completely remove all the hair from their bodies. Cosmopolitan recently published an article claiming that a lot of a man's grooming is conducted by a girlfriend or spouse. They stated that 49% of women trim or pluck a man’s nose hairs, 38% trim or pluck his ear hair, and 23% scrape dead skin off hi