My cousin, Griffin, is in town visiting from the Netherlands. The motherland has sent a representative to West Michigan to inform the Dutch inhabitants about the goings on of their European counterparts. Well, not quite. He is actually visiting family and friends in Michigan.
A computer has been created by scientists at the University of Edinburgh that is designed to write one-liner jokes. The computer specializes in writing jokes that compare men or women to an object. Producer Joe loved these jokes so much that he decided to head out on the street to share these jokes with the public.
A Phoenix City Council candidate designed a campaign sign that is turning heads and ultimately being stolen off of lawns. The campaign sign reads "I ❤ Head," which is a double entendre because the candidates name is Austin Head. Clever. The campaign ads are so popular, Head is being asked to put his message on t-shirts as well.
A Detroit TV news station sent out a green reporter to a county fair to do a piece on the morning news. The piece started out decent enough, with the reporter sitting on a ladder talking to a stilt walker at the fair. The interview quickly turned South as the reporter and the stilt walker both began to stumble over their words. The interview continued to get worse eventually hitting it's peak when the reporter stated "I was originally going to come... uh... inbetween her... uh... legs."
It seems like everyone has at least one type of trick for opening a bottle of beer. I have a few, I can open a bottle of beer with a lighter and I can also destroy a counter top by smashing the cap of the bottle on it. The second trick is usually met with a "WTF?" face from the person's whose counter I just destroyed. The tricks can get much cooler than the ones I mentioned, especially when you start looking worldwide.
The Summer Craft Beer Festival is less than 2 weeks away and we have the first round of brewery announcements! In addition to the big West Michigan breweries, we also have breweries coming from all over the region! If craft beer isn't your favorite, you can also enjoy several different varieties of hard cider from local orchards!
Christian entertainer and puppeteer, Ronald William Brown, was known for teaching children about the sins of pornography. Now he is a convicted sex offender himself , after being arrested and sentenced to 20 years in prison for possession of child pornography.
If you just heard 14-year-old Tina playing and didn't actually see her, you would think that one of the greats was shredding it. When you see that this amazing guitar play is coming from a little girl, it's mind blowing. Hopefully she keeps it up and she finds some other kids just as talented to start a band.
Crimes are committed every second of every day… so mugshots are nothing special, right? WRONG! Certain mugshots are a different level of glorious! Each week we team up with ‘Busted Newspaper’ to bring you the finest in mind-blowing mugshots. Here are the Top 5 Mugs of The Week!
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