Steven Bohner
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Free Beer And Hot Wings Blast Airhorn In The Halway [FBHW]
Today, Free Beer and Hot Wings broke out their legendary airhorn for the first time in a while. Just as they have done countless times before, they waited for the other morning shows in our office to go on air and then... HOOOOOOOOOONK!
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WGRD ‘Busted’ Top 5 Mugs of the Week – May 3
Crimes are committed every second of every day… so mugshots are nothing special, right? WRONG! Certain mugshots are a different level of glorious! Each week we team up with ‘Busted Newspaper’ to bring you the finest in mind-blowing mugshots. Here are the Top 5 Mugs of The Week!
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New Zealand Updates It’s Banned Baby Names List
Here in the United States we can name a child whatever we want. Whether it is a good name, a bad name, a dumb name, or a made up name we can name our little bundles of joy whatever the heck we want. Many other countries in the world have guidelines for naming children. New Zealand is one of those countries and they just released their most recent update to the banned baby name list.
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Best Of Recoil Magazine – May 2nd
Each week at WGRD.com we feature the best of Recoil Magazine. Recoil is a free news satire/local entertainment magazine based in the West Michigan area and published on the 1st of every month. Half of Recoil’s content – edgy social and po
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Huge Lingerie Football Hit Levels Hottie [FBHW]
Lingerie Football is often seen as more of a sideshow than a sport. But the quarterback for the LA Temptation begs to differ when she delivers a HUGE hit on to the opposing team's cornerback. This is not uncommon in the LFL, as these women take the sport very seriously. After the hit, the quarterback has some choice words to say to the turf ridden corner.
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Grand Rapids’ Marijuana Ordinance Takes Effect May 1st
After being approved by voters in November of 2012, the Grand Rapids marijuana ordinance goes into effect tomorrow, May 1st. When the ordinance takes effect, a person with marijuana will be given a civil infraction ticket instead of receiving jail time.
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A Florida County Is Identifying Sex Offenders With Signs In Front Of Their Homes
A Florida county is taking a new stance on sex offenders. Bradford County is posting personalized red sex offender signs in front of the homes of convicted sex criminals. This new measure is in addition to the online listing of all the sexual predators in the country.
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Woman Finds Toad In Can Of Green Beans — Doesn’t Appreciate The Free Gift [FBHW]
"Om nom nom nom" was not said by this woman when she served up her freshly microwaved green beans. Instead she turned away in horror as a complete toad lay before her. After microwaving her beans she noticed that a toad was also accompanying the beans in the can. The toad was mostly in tact with a few bits of it's legs mixed in with the beans. Yum!
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MMA Fighter Jon “Bones” Jones Brutally Breaks His Toe [FBHW]
Jon "Bones" Jones took home the UFC light heavyweight belt this weekend after defeating Chael Sonnen. Jones didn't leave the octagon unscathed though, his big toe was flipped upside down. Yes, completely upside down. Jones didn't even notice the injury until he was being interviewed after the fight.
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An Eldery Woman Making Out With A Goat Or The Coolest Asian Kid On The Planet — 50/50
It's time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Will it be the funny one, or will it be the weird one? Only a click will tell...
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A Cat Tripping His Ass Off Because Of An Optical Illusion Or A Man Tripping His Ass Off From Bath Salts — 50/50
It's time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Will it be the funny one, or will it be the weird one? Only a click will tell...
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Puerto Rican News Anchor Speaks In Tongues [FBHW]
In what seems like a page directly out of Bruce Almighty, a Puerto Rican news anchor began speaking in tongues. After stumbling through a few words, the anchor begins to go through a range of vocal exercises. We aren't sure if he knew that the show live, or if he thought it was taped. But either way, the anchor went through what seem liked a classic case of mouth diarrhea.