Steven Bohner
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A Monkey Farting In An Asian Man’s Mouth Or A Kangaroo Wearing Pajamas — 50/50
It's time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Will it be the good one, or will it be the weird one? Only a click will tell...
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First Person Mario [Video]
It took over 50 days of rendering to complete this video and countless hours worth 3D modeling, but it was well worth it... YouTuber freddiew created two first person 3D videos of Mario. The first video is from the original Mario game and features level 1-1. The second video is from the last 2 levels of the game.
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Earlie Johnson’s $7,500 Vintage Porn Collection Stolen From Home In Muskegon
Earlie Johnson of Muskegon had his $7,500 vintage porn collection stolen. Johnson came home Tuesday night to find his back door knocked in and several items missing from his home. Among the stolen goods was Johnson's vintage porn collection. Earlie told WZZM 13 that it has taken him years and thousands of dollars to collect.
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Channel 957′s Dessert Wars Is Today, February 21st!
Our long awaited battle of the batter, culinary conflict, super sweet skirmish... OK, enough of that... Dessert Wars is today at the Imperial Ballroom at the Amway Grand Plaza from 6pm to 8pm! Come join the Channel 957 staff and sample desserts from a dozen local restaurants and bakeries.
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Save The Date For Daniel’s Bar Mitzvah [FBHW]
Turning 13 is a very big milestone in the Jewish community. Once a boy turns 13 he is considered a man in the community. Daniel is turning 13 on May 11, 2013 and he wants "erryone" to save the date! In typical spoiled child fashion, Daniel has produced a rap video that announces his huge 13th birthday party. In the video Daniel poorly raps about not eating pig, reading the Torah, and all things Bar Mitzvah. Free Beer went as far as to say that this little guy can rap better than Lil Wayne.
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Inappropriate Cakes Make You Want To Celebrate [NSFW]
Everybody enjoys a good novelty cake. Who wouldn't love a cake with an Ewok from Star Wars on it with an inscription that reads 'Prepare your anus." Wait... What the hell? People apparently get pretty nasty with novelty cakes.
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Google Glass — Google’s Mini-Computer For Your Face [Video]
Google has been working on a concept called 'Project Glass.' It's basically a mini-computer built on to glasses. The computer responds to voice commands and can do anything from giving you directions via Google Maps, taking photo's and video's, and surfing the web.
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The Best Movies From A To Z [FBHW]
The website CoolMaterial.com ran down a list of the best movies from A to Z. The list was, of course, completely opinionated because taste in movies is opinionated. Free Beer and Hot Wings go through the list giving their own favorite movies and critiquing the websites selections. See what the guys chose after the jump.
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Fake Punch Floors Boxer [FBHW]
When you pay to see a boxing match, you expect a certain level of quality from the fight. Former NFL player, Ray Edwards, was scheduled to fight in Fargo, North Dakota, but his opponent never showed up. The promoter found a fill in, but the match would not turn out well. Nick "Turbo Tax" Capes went up against Edwards in a 25 second fight that ended in a big fake flop.
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Follow Asteroid 2012 DA14 As It Passes By Earth [Live Stream]
The asteroid named 2012 DA14 will be passing within Earth's geosynchronous orbit this afternoon at around 2pm EST. This will be the closest an asteroid has passed by Earth since man began recording such events. NASA will be tracking the asteroid with their telescopes and broadcasting it live on UStream.
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My Strange Addiction: Man In A Relationship With Inflatable Animals [FBHW]
My Strange Addiction is, well, a really strange show. In a recent episode, Mark talks about his addiction to inflatable animals. Yes, a grown ass man is addicted to inflatable animals. He bathes them, takes them swimming, talks to them, and even plays music for them. He claims that they all have different personalities, but he assures you that they all do get along with one another.
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Reporter Gives A BJ Impression Live On Canadian TV
Lisa Dutton of Global News in Saskatoon, Canada gave one hell of a BJ impression live on television recently. You might remember Lisa from her "Pick a dick" video that went viral last year. Check out both of the news anchor's slip ups after the jump.