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ASU Student Dropped Off At ER With .471% BAC By Frat Brothers

Steven Bohner — Thu, 16 May 2013 16:42:34 +0000

When someone has friends like this, who the hell needs enemies? After a night of drinking with his fraternity brothers, Aidan Mohr was dropped off at an emergency room with a post-it note on his chest identifying him and stating that he drank too much. After consuming over 20 shots of tequila in a matter of few hours, Mohr passed out at his frat house and was dropped off by his frat brothers at the ER. His BAC was .471% when he arrived at the hospital.

Let Me Show You How I Twerk It — LFL Player Twerks On Another Girl's Head [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Wed, 15 May 2013 18:43:49 +0000

It seems as if 'erryone' is twerking now. In case you don't know, twerking is defined by Urban Dictionary as "The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience." The Legends Football League had a run in with twerking the other day when a player celebrated a tackle by twerking all over the girls head. Good stuff.

How To Properly Eat A Chicken Wing Because You're Doing It Wrong

Steven Bohner — Wed, 15 May 2013 15:29:06 +0000

Eating a chicken wing seems simple enough, right? Grab the chicken wing, bite the chicken wing, tear the flesh and meat from the bone, chew it, swallow, repeat... Wrong! Sure, maybe that's how you eat a drumstick, but if you eat the wing like that... You, sir, are a savage! Or just hungry. Whatever's clever.

Google Street View Gives Us The Best Candid Shots Ever

Steven Bohner — Tue, 14 May 2013 18:05:52 +0000

Google Street View is an amazing tool. You can use it to actually see what your destination is going to look like before you ever visit it. You can use it to view landmarks that you might not be able to travel to. Or you can use it to look for prostitutes hooking in bad neighborhoods... To each their own.

Kings Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry For His Show Being Cancelled [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Tue, 14 May 2013 15:51:02 +0000

The Kings were playing the Blues during game 6 of the NHL Playoff series when the reporter for the Kings decided to do an interview with Matthew Perry in between periods. This interview took a quick turn towards awkward land when the reporter congratulated Matthew Perry for his show, 'Go On,' being cancelled. We aren't quite sure if he knew he was being a jerk or if he was just oblivious to the fact that the show was cancelled. Watch the clip and let us know what you think.

How A Woman Prepares For A Photo Or How A Man Prepares For A Photo — 50/50

Steven Bohner — Mon, 13 May 2013 18:11:37 +0000

It’s time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Only a click will tell which one it is… If you guessed both, YOU WIN! [button href="http://wgrd.com/category/5050/" title="Click Here To Have More 50/50 Fun" align="center"]

Can You Name The Video Game Fonts?

Steven Bohner — Mon, 13 May 2013 16:00:46 +0000

The Redditor, jimtendo, put together this image of a ton of different video game fonts. Can you determine which font goes with what video game? Scroll down to get all of the answers. If you enjoyed this little game, be sure to check out jimtendo’s app! It’s called ‘Font Quiz’ and you can pick it [...]

Producer Steve Finds A Mother's Day Letter To His Mom From 1988 [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Mon, 13 May 2013 15:43:55 +0000

Sunday was Mother’s Day and with that comes all sorts of letters, calls, poems, gifts, and flowers for Mom. Producer Steve got a text on Mother’s Day from his sister. She had found an old letter he had written to his mom in 1988. It looks like a 7-year-old Steve was quite a good son! [...]

Comet — The Oklahoman Wonder Dog

Steven Bohner — Fri, 10 May 2013 19:33:56 +0000

Comet is a 7-year-old golden retriever who stumbled into my girlfriend and I's lives. Yesterday my girlfriend, Brittainy, found Comet wondering around the parking lot of the Goodwill she works at. Dehydrated and tired, Comet sauntered into "The Will's" parking lot around noon. Brittainy brought the lonely dog some water, which he lapped up very quickly, and took him inside the store to get out of the heat. This is where the story starts to get a little odd...

Goat Seized In Nigeria For Use Of Black Magic

Steven Bohner — Fri, 10 May 2013 18:31:09 +0000

According to a newspaper in Nigeria, a goat is being accused of armed robbery. The story begins with two men attempting to steal a Mazda 323 and ends with a goat being seized by vigilantes. Apparently one of the men stealing the Mazda attempted to flee the scene by using black magic to turn himself into a goat.

Arnold Schwarzeneggar Getting Mounted By 3 Men Or Princess Toadstool Getting Mounted By 2 Plumbers — 50/50

Steven Bohner — Fri, 10 May 2013 16:24:48 +0000

It’s time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Only a click will tell which one it is… If you guessed Arnold Schwarzeneggar getting mounted by 3 men, YOU WIN! A photo of Arnold Schwarzeneggar getting mounted by 3 men. [button href="http://wgrd.com/category/5050/" title="Click Here To Have More [...]

Best Of Recoil Magazine – May 9th

Steven Bohner — Thu, 09 May 2013 17:55:34 +0000

Each week at WGRD.com we feature the best of Recoil Magazine. Recoil is a free news satire/local entertainment magazine based in the West Michigan area and published on the 1st of every month. Half of Recoil’s content – edgy social and political satire – is intended to poke fun at contemporary news conventions and access, and [...]

Texas Student Lectures Teacher On How She Should Be Teaching [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:22:29 +0000

Jeff Bliss, a student in Duncanville, Texas, decided to stand up to his teacher after getting removed from class. Bliss went on an epic 87 second rant explaining why her methods of teaching aren't working for everyone in the classroom. He goes off on his teacher about she doesn't do any 'face to face' teaching and instead just hands out packets.

The Guys Check Their Vision With An Online Eye Test [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Wed, 08 May 2013 15:43:15 +0000

Free Beer and Hot Wings took a vision test on the air today. Producer Joe and Producer Steve were the only ones that passed the test. Watch the video below and let us know how you did in the poll at the bottom of the page. See what Free Beer and Hot Wings had to [...]

How To Disable A Man In 5 Seconds Or How To Drink A Gallon Of Milk In 5 Seconds — 50/50

Steven Bohner — Tue, 07 May 2013 20:45:03 +0000

It’s time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Only a click will tell which one you get… If you guessed, how to disable a man in 5 seconds, YOU WIN! A tutorial on how to disable a man in 5 seconds. [button href="http://wgrd.com/category/5050/" [...]

Man's Runny Nose Turns Out Being A Leaky Brain [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Tue, 07 May 2013 16:46:48 +0000

A man in Phoenix, AZ was suffering from a runny nose for a year in a half. After the condition continued to worsen he finally saw a doctor about his condition. Believing that it was allergies, he was astonished to find that the condition was brain fluid leaking out of his nose. See what Free Beer [...]

Cosmetic Surgery Addict Injects Cooking Oil Into Her Face — WTF Files

Steven Bohner — Tue, 07 May 2013 00:53:44 +0000

Hang Mioku was addicted to cosmetic surgery. So addicted, that when she could no longer afford silicone injections she found a doctor who would sell her a needle and some silicone. She then injected herself with silicone and eventually when she ran out of the silicone, she began to use cooking oil.

Zane Almost Catches Himself On Fire… Again [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Mon, 06 May 2013 20:22:38 +0000

This is a story of not learning your lesson after a mistake. Well, that’s not entirely fair, it’s more of a lesson of forgetfulness and panic than anything else. A few weeks ago, Zane gathered up a lot of brush from around his yard and collected it into his fire pit. In a not completely [...]

Free Beer And Hot Wings Blast Airhorn In The Halway [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Fri, 03 May 2013 16:50:38 +0000

Today, Free Beer and Hot Wings broke out their legendary airhorn for the first time in a while. Just as they have done countless times before, they waited for the other morning shows in our office to go on air and then… HOOOOOOOOOONK! The other morning shows’ reactions are always classic and you can listen [...]

WGRD 'Busted' Top 5 Mugs of the Week – May 3

Steven Bohner — Fri, 03 May 2013 10:00:29 +0000

Crimes are committed every second of every day… so mugshots are nothing special, right? WRONG! Certain mugshots are a different level of glorious! Each week we team up with ‘Busted Newspaper’ to bring you the finest in mind-blowing mugshots. Here are the Top 5 Mugs of The Week!