Malin Akerman — Crush of the Day
May 12th was Malin’s 34th birthday. The Canadian actress of Swedish descent got into modeling and acting at the age of 5, and actually won the Ford Model Search in Canada at 17. The Great White North decided to keep her from us until she portrayed Freak Show’s wife in 2004′s &lsquo…
Blackberry Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy.
‘Playmate of the Year’ Jaclyn Swedberg — Playboy Girl of the Week
In May of every year, Playboy announces their Playmate of the Year. Each Playmate of the Month from the previous year battles for the honor by campaigning for reader votes, but it’s ultimately Hef who decides. Last week, he unveiled this year’s PMOY – Miss April 2011 Jaclyn Swedber…
AnnaLee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“.
Tais Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged. She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.
Boom Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.
Wendy Fiore – Babe of the Day
Wendy’s a 27-year-old Italian and Polish glamour model originally from Chicago who now lives in West Hollywood, California.
Georjah Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Georjah – a 20-year-old Canadian vegetarian who’s really into Marilyn Manson, horses, and zombies. She’s also into sex. Isn’t that always the way? If you find a woman who rides horses, you’ve got yourself a lady who’s down to get down. It’s science.
Discoquette Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Discoquette – a 25-year-old designer, producer and fashion stylist who likes listening to Crystal Castles, Muse and Phoenix, watching ‘Closer’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’, and playing Silent Hill and Resident Evil. We’ve got sinful thoughts after seeing her pi…
Joanna Tuczynska – Babe of the Day
Joanna’s a 26-year-old model from Poland who splits her time between New York, Miami, Berlin, and LA.
Ilana Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ilana – a 25-year-old Colombian columnist and editor who’s into Nutella, coke, sex, and Vampirism. Her favorite forms of entertainment include Nosferatu, ‘Interview with a Vampire’, and True Blood. She might want to hold off on sucking our blood because we had a rough ni…
Episkey Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Episkey – a 22-year-old SuicideGirl who loves arts & crafts, Harry Potter, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, King Henry VIII, ‘South Park’ and anything Tim Burton. She also hates bills and shopping. That’s a keeper. Will you be OUR Corpse Bride?