I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Takl App in GR and Michigan TV Murderer Out – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a new app called Takl, that's coming to GR to help people find help doing small tasks. Then they get an update on an old murder case where the murderer admitted it on national TV!
Trucks Gone Wild and Even More Family Fitness – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the Missed Connection, and actually hear back from one of the people mentioned in the ad! Then, it's back to Family Fitness for the most recent screw-job by this business...they should really be shut down, already!
Solar Eclipse Madness – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out Smashmouth...wait, it's supposed to be a TV segment on how to make a cereal box for viewing the eclipse. Unfortunately, they had Smashmouth playing too loud, and it got annoying.
Can’t Go Outside? Watch the Eclipse Live Right Here!
Open the live stream above, and watch the eclipse without burning out your eyes. It's perfectly safe, and if you're trapped inside at work, you won't miss out on the whole spectacle.
Kentuckians Planning a Protest of Monday’s Solar Eclipse – Not Even Kidding
You read that right. The eclipse is too popular a topic, and that pisses them off. They feel it detracts from any focus on coal.
Lowell Showboat Name Change – FBHW Segment 16
Some people are unhappy. As usual.
Traverse City Woman Arrested Because She Wouldn’t Stop Dancing
In Traverse City, a 23-year-old woman was arrested for non-stop move busting.
Kalamazoo Nazi Outed – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out the viral story about the Kalamazoo business owner who was outed for photos showing he could be a Nazi sympathizer. The guy has had his store vandalized since, and had to shut down, for now.
Bridge of Death – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about the problem of the Sixth Street Bridge, AKA the Narrow Bridge of Death, that crosses the Grand River. It's not very wide, and can be scary for people passing each other. Should it be torn down or renovated?
MOVE Systems is MOVE-ing Their Manufacturing from China to Grand Rapids
MOVE Systems, a company that makes eco-friendly mobile food carts, and other food service equipment, is making a $13 million investment in Grand Rapids! They're bringing their manufacturing to Walker, from China, which also brings jobs!
Jackson Strip Club Closed Down When Dancers Did THIS On Stage
Wondering what could turn most guys off about a woman? This would be it.
Sand Dune of Doom – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story from Oceana county, where a family has been fighting a 150 foot high sand dune, that wants to wreck their home...very slowly.