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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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More Tragedy Strikes Kalamazoo – FBHW Segment 16 [Video]

Overnight, more tragedy struck Kalamazoo, when a vehicle plowed into a group of cyclists, killing 5 of them, and injuring the others. The driver tried to escape on foot, but was apprehended quickly, and is in custody while authorities attempt to figure out what happened, and why.

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Terrible School Decisions and Missing Body Parts – FBHW Segment 16 [Video]

Today on Segment 16, the guys are disgusted by a school's decision to ban patriotic honor cords at a high school graduation. Greenville's senior class has some graduates who are going into military service and were given red, white, and blue cords for the ceremony. Unfortunately, they were not allowed to wear them, because "the line has to be drawn somewhere".

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82-Year-Old Guy F-ing ROCKS Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” on America’s Got Talent [Video]

Okay, I never met my grandfathers, but I'd like to think they were cool as s***, like this guy. Not only was he a Navy pilot, he was also program manager for the instrument made to repair the Hubble Space Telescope! And now, he's also a karaoke singer who loves to sing Drowning Pool's "Bodies"!

I want him for my grandpa!

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Halestorm is Coming to Kalamazoo State Theatre in October

This October, 97-9 GRD welcomes Halestorm back to West Michigan! They're hitting the Kalamazoo State Theatre on October 25th! Tickets go on sale this Friday, June 10th at 10am. You can get your tickets at Ticketmaster locations, or online at Ticketmaster.com!

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Festival of Arts – Or Really Festival of Food? [Video]

So, this weekend, some of us went to the Festival of the Arts downtown, where they'd blocked off all the streets for the weekend festival. I went this year, and discovered something amazing! It should really be called the Festival of Food!

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Hot Wings’ Useless Tools and Locked Mystery Rooms – FBHW Segment 16 [Video]

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the mysterious locked room in one of the houses Justin looked to rent, and how weird it would be to have a room in the middle of your house that you weren't allowed into. How long would it take for you to try to get in there?

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Chill Out with Relaxing Medieval Cover of Metallica’s “One” [Video]

There have been a lot of Metallica covers over the years, from big name bands to unknowns, to cello covers, to lullaby versions for babies. Now there are some creative people out there creating new versions like this one. A medieval instrument version of "One" from ...And Justice For All.

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LeBron James vs Lightning McQueen Merchandise – FBHW Segment 16 [Video]

Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story from WZZM, about a connection between suspected kidnapper Jeffrey Willis, and a Norton Shores police officer. There's no indication of wrongdoing, and no actual connection suspected in the disappearance of Jessica Heeringa.

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Check Out Dimebag Darrell’s Guitar Parts on Hellyeah’s New Phil Collins Cover

About 14 years ago, Vinnie and Darrell recorded Phil Collins' "I Don't Care Anymore" while working on the Damageplan album, but never used it. On the new album from Hellyeah, the band decided to cover the song and make it theirs, and use Dime's guitar parts to make it special and honor his memory.

This is the result.

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Geese are the ISIS of Birds – FBHW Segment 16 [Video]

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about poor living conditions for the new producer Justin, Joe's horrible living conditions, and how the two can be merged into one amazingly horrible apartment of evil and suffering. Then the subject of EGR came up, and Hot Wings finally let go of all the anger and hatred that's been seething inside of him for...geese.

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Let’s Get a Tank – FBHW Segment 16 [Video]

Today on Segment 16, the guys watch a news story on Fox 17 about a local guy who owns his own tank! Not like a water tank or anything lame like that, but a freaking World War II military tank.

And it works!

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The Guys Love the 90s and Dance – FBHW Segment 16 [Video]

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the I Love the 90s tour that's in the area, and they just missed the show in Kalamazoo. The debate over which lineup is better to go see, and where to go see it. Also, the guys try to name every single from their favorite artists on the tour.

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