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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
SiriusXM's Live Subscriber Event With Theory Of A Deadman
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Want to Meet and Ride Go Karts with Theory of a Deadman?

Of course you do!  It'll be fun, and a cool story, right?

Here's how this is going to work.  Keep listening for chances to win tickets to the show, and make sure you sign up on our Facebook page for tickets.

If you win tickets, you're automatically in the running to race Go Karts at AJ's Family Fun Center in Comstock Park with Theory of a Deadman and WGRD!  We're working on seeing if Halestorm wants to come, too!

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I Think My Boss is Using This New Workout Product – The Tug Toner

There are so many amazing, and amazingly stupid, workout products on the market right now.

Remember the electro-shock exercise machines that would supposedly build muscle?  Or the shake weight?

Now there's the single most amazing invention ever created to help you build muscle,

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Aussie Comedian Says What We All Think About the Westboro Morons Picketing Robin Williams’ Funeral

A lot of people are still sad about the passing of Robin Williams last week, and the family wants to have a small, private funeral service for the genius.

But the asshats in the Westboro Baptist Church are threatening to protest at the service.

Could it be possible for us to hate them any more?  I'm not sure it is.

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If You Can’t See Alice in Chains Tonight – Watch Them Here Now

If you're like me, and you're working tonight, or just can't go to the Alice in Chains show at Soaring Eagle, I can help with the sadness a little bit.

Check out some new videos of Alice in Chains rocking the Guitar Center Sessions with live versions of "Check My Brain", "No Excuses", and "Would?"

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Amazing Honest Flight Video Relays How We All Feel on Planes Now

Flying has become a crazed cattle-call, and you never know what you're going to get once you get to the airport.  When you're on the plane, things can get freaking weird!

This video pretty much covers all of it: from the random pilot ramblings, to the screaming babies, to the drunk asshat...even the obnoxiously loud strangers!  You want people shoving past you to stand in the aisles, waiting for 15 minutes before they can move off the plane?  It's here.

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Check Out KISS’ Guitars and Amps for Their New Tour

KISS is out on tour right now with Def Leppard, and they've changed up their gear for the new tour.

Check out Premier Guitar's visit with Tommy Thayer, and Gene Simmons' and Paul Stanley's guitar techs, as they talk about the new guitars, amps, effects and more for the tour.

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Battery and The Four Horsemen from Metallica’s Heavy Montreal Show Tour Wrapup

Metallica finally wrapped up the touring for their non-touring 2014!  The last show of their "By Request" show was at the Heavy Montreal festival on August 9th.

The tour was really cool the way they did it, with each city getting to vote on the songs the band played every night, except for the one new song, "Lords of Summer", which they played at the shows to tease the next Metallica album.

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Female Runner Uses Her Running App to Draw Dicks

You have to love the creativity people show when getting a new app. The app might be intended for something completely innocent, like tracking your kids or maybe keeping track of your running accomplishments.

For example, the Nike+ app tracks your runs, so you can watch your progress as you run longer and harder.

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Trans-Siberian Orchestra Returning to Grand Rapids this December

The Trans-Siberian Orchestra is coming back to Grand Rapids for two shows on December 7th at the Van Andel Arena!

After last year's final run of "The Lost Christmas Eve", they're coming back with a new show, and lots of never-before-performed music with, "The Christmas Attic"!

If you haven't seen the Trans-Siberian Orchestra before, you should get your tickets and go check them out!

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