I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Squeezing Testicles with Ray Bentley – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk with Ray Bentley about the Lions, the Wolverines, Spartans, and squeezing testicles on the football field, for some reason. Find out why!
If Only Our Dude Dicks Worked Like Duck Dicks
I know that could be the weirdest headline you'll read today, but when I tell you why it's there, you'll probably agree.
This Whackadoo is Claiming the World Will End This Saturday – Hope You Don’t Have Big Plan…
There's a Christian Numerologist named David Meade who's claiming that his "math" is showing that the earth will end this Saturday, September 23rd.
Banned ArtPrize Artist Has New Scam – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys tell you about the artist who has been banned for life from ArtPrize for his previous stupidity, and what he's up to this year. You can win $1Million...sort of...but not really.
Giant Beanbag Art – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about an ArtPrize entry that is also going for a record. Some people have constructed a gigantic beanbag chair, stuffed with other beanbags! It's like beanbag-ception. More than 1,300 pounds of beanbag.
Detroit Tigers Kick Out Bachelor Party Dressed as Magnum P.I.
What do moustaches, Hawaiian shirts, 80's TV, and baseball have in common? Not as much as you think!
Feel Good Football and ArtPrize 9 – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a feel good football story, from some local high schools. And then they see some "art" that's being installed for ArtPrize 9.
Tourette’s Guy Returns with Nursery Rhymes on Helium
Can he make it through both "Green Eggs and Ham", AND "Mary Had a Little Lamb"?
Make America Rock Again VIP Style in Grand Rapids
WGRD has your chance to hang VIP style at the Make America Rock Again show in Grand Rapids on Thursday night, at 20 Monroe Live. Pick the band you want to hang with, and we could make it happen.
Watch Lars Ulrich Interview Dave Grohl
This weekend, Dave Grohl guested on Lars Ulrich's radio show "It's Electric", and you can watch the entire 45 minute interview here!
Unwanted $6,000 – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about a family that found and additional $6,000 in their bank account, that they didn't ask for, and can't give back!
Arena Talk and Demolition Derby Love – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the official closing of the Palace of Auburn Hills on September 23rd. The guys are bummed about it going away, and relive lots of stories from different arenas they love.