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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Homeless Michigan Couple Busted for Boning in the Most Public Place They Could Find

A homeless couple in Jackson, MI decided it would be a great idea to make the Beast with Two Backs in front of the Consumers Energy headquarters building this morning. Maybe they were just proposing a new energy source? Friction?

Okay, that was gross, sorry.

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Yay! Chlamydia free since '93! Um...I mean since forever...yeah, that's what I meant to say! (Thinkstock)
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What Disease are Michiganders Most Concerned About Getting?

As the internet fills with more and more information, both helpful and useless, we've learned to Google everything. I mean, everything. Some people Google "how to Google something". Not kidding. But one thing people search for a lot, is disease symptoms. Everything from diabetes, coughing, to asthma.

What's the disease people in Michigan search for info on the most?

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Amigo TravelMate Scooter (Amigo via Amazon)
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76-Year-Old Ogemaw County Woman Hits I-75 on Her Scooter

After a long day of shopping at Walmart, a 76-year-old woman finally decided it was time she got home, probably to watch Matlock, and wanted to get home as quickly as possible. How could she get home the fastest? Why I-75, of course!

It didn't matter that her transportation was her Amigo mobility scooter.

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RavenEye in Grand Rapids (photo Johnnie Walker)
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UK Rockers RavenEye Kicked Ass at The Stache Thursday Night

RavenEye, a young band from the UK, stopped in Grand Rapids Thursday night for their first show ever here, and the first stop on the tour of the US. They visited us here at GRD earlier in the day, to talk with Janna, and play a song acoustic for us. Then, they hit the Stache for a great show with Coldville, and Product of Society.

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Grand Rapids On Tap Fun – FBHW Segment 16

Today on Segment 16, Angela with the hard to pronounce last name joined the guys to talk about our upcoming beer festival, Grand Rapids On Tap! More than 140 different beers, ciders, and meads on hand for sampling, food, live music...July 15th is going to be a fun day!

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Don't forget to lick the bone clean...there are starving children who would love to have that body part to munch on!(chorboon_photo/Thinkstock)
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The CDC Would Like You to Stop Eating This Part of Your Body

I can't believe this is something someone should have to ask you to stop doing.

But, for some reason, people like to listen to idiot celebrities when they come up with these ridiculous ideas, and they become trends. The CDC would like to ask you to stop eating your placenta. Please.

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