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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.

How Do You Want to Win Rock on the Range Tickets – WGRD is Letting YOU Decide!

Here's the deal, we have tickets to Rock on the Range we're going to give you.  We know we'll give them away on the air and in our Freeloaders section.  That's the easy part.

We need your help in determining how many winners we will have.  I break it down in the video, then vote below how you want them.  We'll do it the way you want, so make sure to vote!

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While Everyone Else Saw “Noah” – Johnnie Walker Checked Out “Sabotage” and it’s Really Good

I know, I know, the big numbers stand behind "Noah" as the huge film of the weekend.  And that's great.  Maybe I'll go check out this week.  But this weekend, I wanted to see the new Arnold movie, "Sabotage".

So I did.

And it's everything you want from an Arnold movie, and more.  This is a return to the "old school" Arnold movie, with all the boobs, bullets and blood you always could expect from him.  Well, before the "Junior" and "Twins" days.

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(Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)
(Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

Get Ready for the April 4th Iced Earth and Sabaton Concert with New Sabaton and History!

Coming up this Friday, April 4th, Iced Earth, Sabaton and Revamp will hit The Intersection.  If you haven't seen Iced Earth or Sabaton, you owe it to yourself to check out these bands.

Sabaton is a Swedish band that I've been following for a few years now, and they're about to release a new album called "Heroes", with each song telling the story of a war hero.  Could be a hero from Sweden, Russia, England, the this song, "To Hell and Back".

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Rock on the Range Lineup Change! Motorhead and Skindred Out; Who’s In?

Sad news for some of us heading to Rock on the Range.

Motorhead and Skindred have had to pull out of the festival.

This makes me sad, since I'm a huge Motorhead fan, and I love their live shows.

But two great bands have been added to replace them.

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Ned and Johnnie Torture Themselves with Ghost Chilis – Jimmy’s Roadhouse Devil Sauce [Video]

The nice guys from Jimmy's Roadhouse in Newaygo stopped by today with some food, and they told us about their Devil Sauce Challenge.  They have you eat 10 wings in 10 minutes, and then you have to sit for another 5 minutes.

Ned and I did the wuss version, where we dipped our single wing in the sauce to see if we'd survive.  Jackie chickened out completely.

Luckily, I eat quite a bit of hot stuff.

Ned doesn't.

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Beekeepers Report Higher Loss Rates In Bee Populations
Imagine that little bastard, but made of metal, and on your neck. Not such a cute idea anymore, is it? (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

Scientists Are Creating Evil Insectobots; Did We Learn Nothing From ‘Terminator?’

The world is already scary enough…haven't we been punished enough with Jersey Shore, the Kardashians, and Facebook?  

Why aren't these damn scientists taking heed of the lessons taught to us by "The Terminator" and other movies about the evils of artificial intelligence?

Cyberdyne created robots and built Skynet. End of the human race.

What was one of the early steps to building a sentient computer?  Probably a f****** robot bug, that's what!

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Johnnie's Mail Bag of goodies for you!

Johnnie Digs into His Mail Bag – It’s Like Christmas Day with Stuff for You!

My desk gets buried in mail sometimes.

Okay, a lot.

New music, stuff to give away to you guys, random weirdness I didn't know was even out there, magazines I don't read or subscribe to…

Today was a good mail day, as I scored some cool stuff we can give away!  Find us when we're out and about and we'll hook you up!

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How to Tell When Men and Women Are Horny – Are There Differences?

I followed a link from one of my friends on Facebook today, even though it took me to Cosmopolitan magazine's website.


Because it was titled "Signs a Woman is Horny!"

What could possibly be a better thing to learn?

Wow, women are complex. Guys, here are some tips from a chick mag, to help us out!

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