I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Johnnie Walker
Some Very Metal Guests are Coming to Grand Rapids Comic-con 2017
Grand Rapids Comic-Con keeps growing every year, and they always have some amazing guests and stars on hand. This year, there are a couple YouTube guests coming, who've done some amazing things in the metal music world.
How Brent Ashcroft Got His Star Wars Wish Come True – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk with Brent Ashcroft, who's got an amazing story coming out after the Oscars this weekend, about a boy's Make a Wish coming true, with a huge Star Wars experience, and getting a Skype call with Mark Hamill himself!
How Gross Are Some of the Whitecaps New Menu Candidates – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys go through the candidates for the Whitecaps new menu items. Some of them sound like they'd be pretty good, others sound like...someone is just testing our gag reflex.
Boys and Girls Club Youth of the Year Luncheon – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk with Rick from the Boys and Girls Club about the Youth of the Year awards luncheon, happening next week here in Grand Rapids. This is a great thing for the youth of Grand Rapids.
BW Manufacturing – WGRD Office Invasions with Johnnie Week Two
Week two of WGRD's Office Invasions goes to Darrell and the guys at BW Manufacturing in Comstock Park! Darrel got his office signed up to win pizza, breadsticks, and pop, and today, I delivered their free lunch to the whole crew!
Local Michigan Lottery Winner and New Kindergarden Law – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about a local winner of $14Million in the Michigan Lottery! They also look into a new law that could come into effect for your kids and their schooling. Did you even know that you could skip kindergarten for your kids?
Super Sketchy Private Dick Screws Over Cold Case Convict – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story from WOODTV, about a Kalamazoo cold case, where a private detective might have screwed over his client when trying to prove his innocence. The dick then went on to marry the convict's ex-wife...hmmm...
Grand Rapids Ranked High as an Underappreciated City You Should Move To
Grand Rapids has made a TON of best of places to live lists, which makes this totally sensible. Thrillist has made their list of "Underappreciated American Cities You Should Totally Move To", and Grand Rapids is featured prominently in their list!
Saginaw Man Jailed on Valentine’s Day for Dirty Dirty Sex Driving
I've never heard of "cranking" before this, and now I fear it's like "The Ring". I can only escape the clutches of this disturbing new knowledge by sharing with unsuspecting innocents. I apologize in advance for inflicting this upon you.
Weird, Blinky, Burn-Victim Robots Teaching Childbirth – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about the new robots that are teaching doctors and nurses about childbirth. They're kind of creepy, but pretty amazing. The guys naturally turn this into a hysterical digression on semen.
The 2017 Valentine’s Day Aftermath – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys discuss their complete failure at being romantic for Valentine's Day with their spouses. Steve and Justin did fine, but Joe's hatred of everything they did trumps all.
Wyoming PD Gets the First WGRD Office Invasion Free Lunch
We have officially started the GRD Office Invasions! Today, I took pizza to Nicole and her whole crew in the Detectives Bureau at the Wyoming Police Department. Everyone there was super cool and friendly, and were happy to get a real meal, instead of PB&J and chips from home.