I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Johnnie Walker
To Midget or Not to Midget – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about a controversy over a show coming to 20 Monroe Live. The wrestlers call it "Midget Wrestling", but some people in the community believe that this is a derogatory term, and shouldn't be used at all.
World’s Least Organized Tiny St. Patrick’s Day Parade Video
On St. Patrick's Day, WGRD and Channel 95.7 teamed up to host the World's Least Organized Tiny St. Patrick's Day parade. No agenda other than getting out of work for a couple hours for the holiday and having a few drinks. It's a Friday, and St. Patrick's Day!
Open Carry Morons Walk Into a Police Station – FBHW Segment 16
This is like the beginning of a really bad joke...some open carry morons walk into a police station, fully armed...wait, there's nothing cool or funny about this. These guys are dumb.
Hot Wings Was Mad at His Kids For Being Happy – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the freak storm that hit the area on Friday, going from rain to snow to hail to BBs or something. Hot Wings was hoping his family plans outside had been cancelled, until he saw his family out while on his way home.
Mollie Rehner Teaches the Guys Improv – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, Mollie Rehner, from Rehner and Nixon, stopped by to talk about her improv show at Laughfest, and then began to teach the guys how to actually perform improv. Don't forget to ask Joe if he's hungry!
St. Patrick’s Day is Fun – But a Total Lie
Everyone has a great time on St. Patrick's Day, celebrating the great Irish Saint who brought Christianity to Ireland, kicked out the poor, legless snakes, and used a shamrock to teach about the Holy Trinity. Also, leprechauns are super important for the day, and everything is supposed to be green.
Or is it?
March Madness, Home Chaos, and Michigan’s Scary Flight – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about Free Beer's March Madness plans, the insanity of their households, and then turn to an interview with Michigan's basketball coach, where he recounts the scary plane flight that almost derailed their tournament hopes.
Laughfest and Free Beer Gives Away a Live at Night Spoiler – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about some of the Laughfest 2017 shows this week, and Free Beer hosting Iliza on Friday night. Then, Free Beer goes insane and tries to give away a big secret piece of the Grand Rapids Live at Night Show.
Michigan Veterinarian is a Huge NatGeo Wild TV Star
A Michigan Veterinarian, Dr. Pol, is celebrating his 100th episode for his #1 TV series on NatGeo Wild! The Incredible Dr. Pol follows Michigan vet Dr. Jan Pol, who travels around Michigan taking care of all kinds of pets and animals.
Michigan Court of Appeals – WGRD Office Invasion with Johnnie Week 5
This week Johnnie's WGRD Office Invasion hit the Michigan Court of Appeals! Brian got the research office signed up, and they won a free lunch from Little Caesars! Nice people, tiny break room, but we had a great time!
Not-So-Crazy Man Covers Himself in Cake Batter – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about a protester who covered himself in chocolate batter to protest an oil pipeline...but doesn't sound like a maniac, and the guys need him to dumb things down for them.
GRD Cardboard Bobsled Video Highlights 2017
On Saturday, March 11, WGRD hit the slopes at Cannonsburg with Modelo, and Pacifico, for the 7th WGRD Cardboard Bobsled Derby! Thanks to all of you who built fun cardboard bobsleds, and went down the hill with us. It was tons of fun.