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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Alestorm-Sunset on the Golden Age (Amazon)

Alestorm’s ‘Drink’ Video Premieres and is Awesome [Video]

I love the band Alestorm, those crazy "Bacon Powered Pirate Core" guys from Scotland!  

They've got a new album, "Sunset on the Golden Age,"which comes out next week, and the first song they've let out for it is this amazing song titled "Drink!" 

I think they're going for the hearts of all radio people out there, honestly!

What more could you ask for from a video? Pirates, pirate ships, gallons of alcohol, proper ladies stripping down and dancing on a table, musicians totally playing instruments that don't match the sounds, partying, messes...this video has it all!

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How YouTube Can Help You Find Single Women

Okay, so admittedly this won't work for everyone, and hopefully I can nail this one down before anyone else can get a ring on her finger, but still a good tip for finding a single woman.

Watch the video below, and tell me what the biggest clue is that this woman is currently single.  I guarantee your first guess will be wrong.

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How to Easily Reduce Your Facebook Friends List Without Too Much Work

A lot of times, the Facebook friends list can start to get a little crazy, right?  You meet someone somewhere, and you both think that you might start up a friendship or something, and then you friend each other online.

But then you forget about them, or they forget.  Whatever the reason, you just don't continue the actual friendship, or care about hanging out with the person ever again.  But do you remember to unfriend them?

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Is it TOO big? photo Thinkstock

13-Year-Old Boy Tried as Adult Because of His Penis Size!

Usually you hear about "size matters", and are assured it's a good thing to be bigger.  Women will always say to your face that it doesn't matter, and then laugh with their friends about the small guys.  To them, it's always better to be bigger.

But when it comes to the court system in Hungary?  Better to be average or small.

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STONE Music Festival 2013
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The Many Looks of Sebastian Bach on Sing Your Face Off

There's some kind of crazy show going on right now called "Sing Your Face Off", where they take actors and musicians and transform them into famous singers for a performance every week.  I haven't actually seen the whole show, so I don't know what the goal is, but every week, they've been transforming Sebastian Bach into some crazy impersonations and letting him sing.

In case you haven't been listening to music in the last 30 years, Sebastian can sing.  I mean, really.

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Space Shuttle Endeavour Makes Last Trip To ISS Under Command Of Astronaut Mark Kelly

First Vine Posted From Space!

It was only a matter of time before the Vine thing got to space.

Here it is, for historical purposes:  The first ever Vine posted from space!  Reid Wiseman is now the first person to ever post a Vine from space.  Will this be commemorated with a national holiday or something?  Probably not, but it's still one of the cooler things to check out on Vine.

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Rolling Stone Hot Party At Jet Nightclub At The Mirage
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Weezer Drummer Catches Frisbee Without Missing a Beat [Video]

Weezer may not be my favorite band in the whole world, but this video makes me really like the drummer A LOT!

During their set in Florida the other day, some fans were throwing around a frisbee, since paying attention to the band didn't seem like a good idea, I guess.  One of them probably spazzed out and tried to throw it too hard, and it went straight at the drummer.

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"The Amazing Spider-Man 2" Be Amazing Day Volunteer Day
(Photo by Mike Pont/Getty Images)

Korean Shopping Center Erects Spider-Man-With-a-Boner Statue

Korea seems to be known for odd things.  Their leaders, horror movies, bizarre sculptures.  This is one of those.

I'm sure when the Lotte Shopping Center in Busan asked for a Spider-man sculpture to hang over the children's play area, they weren't imagining the artist would be thinking about Spider-man's "natural state in the morning".  Seriously, that's the guy's excuse for building a Spider-man statue with a raging boner.

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WIRED Cafe At Comic-Con - Day 1
(Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images for WIRED)

Express Yourself as Clearly as Possible with Android’s New Hodor Keyboard

"Game of Thrones" has become such a huge hit because of the HBO series, that people have been creating amazing memes like "Winter is Coming" and my personal favorite:

One character who has become so Meme-eriffic is the huge guy with the tiniest part.  Hodor.  

He can only speak one word, and this seems to have made him everyone's second-favorite character, right behind Tyrion Lannister, of course.

And now you too can communicate like Hodor with the new Hodor Keyboard for Android!

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2014 CMT Music Awards Rehearsals - Day 2
(Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for CMT)

Lzzy Hale and Eric Church Rock the CMT Awards [Video]

The other night, Lzzy Hale from Halestorm hit the stage with Eric Church at the CMTs for a loud version of "That's Damn Rock N Roll".  It's also come out that she's doing some shows with Eric Church on his tour this summer.

Country music has swerved more and more toward the rock side of things over the last few decades, and some country stars put on bigger rock shows than some rock bands!  This ain't your daddy's country music anymore.  Hell, your parents probably can't even tell the difference anymore!

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Gojira ‘Explosia’ Live at Rock on the Range 2014 [Video]

Let me start this by saying, "I freaking LOVE Gojira"!  I've been so excited to see this band, I would have paid for tickets to Rock on the Range JUST to see them!  

It would have been a weird thing to do, admittedly, buying tickets to a huge show for only one band, and I still would have checked out as many as I did ... but you get what I'm saying.

This French band has been building their followers over the last few years, and among them, tons of well-known musicians.  This band takes the rhythmic and percussive things that a lot of bands are doing in different directions.  They use odd time signatures, weird sounds, cool tapping riffs, and odd song structures to blow people away.

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