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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.

Russian Moron Loser is Suing Fallout 4 for Ruining His Life – Not Kidding

Bethesda makes great games. They really do. The entire Elder Scrolls series, and the entire Fallout series prove this. People get wrapped up in these games. Heck, our IT guy Ryan (Rapestache Wet Hands) is totally obsessed with Skyrim! But some people take their love for these games a bit too far sometimes.

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Superman III Reimagined as a Horror-Filled New Movie Trailer [Video]

Richard Donner made a great first Superman movie back in the '70s, and put Christoper Reeve on the map. But unfortunately, the follow-up movies were pretty terrible. Richard Donner even came back and repaired a lot of what had been done to Superman II, but not many people have watched it, since we were all scarred by the theatrical release.

Superman III is just an abomination.

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Hot Girls Try to Sing Silent Night While Riding a Sybian Sex Machine [Video]

Christmas is the time for giving. Okay, that could mean presents like socks and crap, but maybe for the holidays we can step up our game a bit. Let's give something everyone likes! Orgasms! And we'll throw in something Carols with it...yeah, that sounds good!

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How The Grinch Stole Christmas as Read By Beautiful Porn Stars [Video]

Christmas isn't only for kids. Everyone should be able to enjoy this holiday, and not just for the presents! Well, I guess you could call this a present. Gathering together a bunch of beautiful porn star babes, and having them read Christmas stories!

That's exactly what this is! You won't watch the movie ever again, or read the book. Why should you, when you can watch these amazing ladies read the story to you?

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SpaceX Falcon 9 Launch
SpaceX Falcon 9 Launch (via Youtube/SpaceX)

Watch Today’s SpaceX Launch and Landing Attempt Live Online at 8:29pm!

SpaceX has been making news, even though they really haven't been making any trips into space. They've had some successful, and not-so-successful launch attempts, landing attempts, etc. But they're still trying. And tonight, they try again, and live stream it!

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Horror for Christmas – Don’t Move is a Great Scary Short Film

Good horror isn't just for Halloween! You can enjoy a great scary movie anytime you want! So this holiday season, instead of only watching all those National Lampoon movies again (for the millionth time), watch some cool horror films!

Today's horror for Christmas gift is a little movie I found today. It's called "Don't Move", from Bloody Cuts Films. It's short, doesn't waste time on a lot of exposition or set up, it just gets right to the point.

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Grand Rapids’ Own Reviving The Era Rocked with Wayland on December 4th [Video]

There were four great bands that shared the stage with Wayland at the Intersection on December 4th, Mutual Live, The After Effect, Kill All Control, and Reviving the Era. All the bands did great shows, and kept the crowd cheering and having fun all night.

Check out a couple songs from another one of Grand Rapids' own bands, Reviving the Era, from their set.

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Mutual Live from Tennessee Rocked Grand Rapids with Wayland [Video]

The Wayland show at the Intersection on December 4th was a fun night, with a lot of bands hitting the stage throughout the night. You can check out Kill All Control, and The After Effect videos from the show, and now I've got more!

Mutual Live, is a great band from Jackson, TN, and even though there's some red-pants-wearing happening on stage, haha, they've got some great songs, and sound good. Even though they're based out of Tennessee, a couple of the guys in the band are from Muskegon.

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The New TMNT 2 Movie Trailer Looks…Um…Sequelish? [Video]

First, am I the only one who didn't completely HATE the first one? Was it the best movie ever filmed? No. Was it the worst? No. Yes, it had some weird issues, but it was fun, and the turtles looked better than the bad suits from the early movies.

But after the original movie, things went south. Didn't they learn their lesson from that horrible sequel, so they would make a better sequel this time around?

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Chinese Star Wars The Force Awakens Trailer is Freaking Awesome [Video]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, thinking you've seen all the Star Wars trailers that were out there, we find an awesome Chinese Star Wars trailer to make us salivate over this movie even more!

Don't worry, Han Solo isn't talking about the Force in Madarin, and BB-8 is still beeps and boops. 

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Who WOULDN'T want to be with this? HAHA (Johnnie Walker)

Ann Arbor Hottie Looking For Love By Mistake on The Bachelor Because I’m Right Here!

Apparently, the 20th season of The Bachelor is about to start up on TV, and I have yet to see a single episode of this show. I'm pretty sure I've got a grasp on the plot: Rando dude looking to bang as many girls as he can on TV until he finds the woman he wants to "marry". An unknown number of women who want to be on TV join him for whatever romance they can squeeze out of the show, hoping he'll turn out to be a nice guy.


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Watch Grand Rapids’ Own Kill All Control from the Show with Wayland at the Intersection [Video]

Check out some more video from the Wayland show at the Intersection Friday night, with another great Grand Rapids band, Kill All Control! They hi the stage about 7:25, and rocked a solid set in front of a noisy crowd!

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