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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Now, imagine this from about 50 feet in the air, as you fly by. (Thinkstock)

We Have Officially Thought of Everything – Check Out Drone Boning Video

We have officially run out of things to think of.  Now, it's just adding technology to whatever we've already come up with to make it more interesting for us.

We now have done some many things, and we've created so much's time to merge the two in everything we do.

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NASA Curiosity Rover Extends Arm
Curiosity is waving its little arm frantically, trying to get the silent but deadly to go away. (Photo by NASA/JPL-Caltech via Getty Images)

An Alien Farted on the Curiosity Mars Rover – Proving Life on Mars – No Joke

Well...sort of.

The Curiosity Rover on Mars has detected what's been called a "whiff of methane" on Mars.  Cue the laughter.  Do you think it's a Martian cow, or a six-year-old, who's still giggling about farting on the alien RC Car roaming around the planet?

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Premiere Screening Of FX's "Sons Of Anarchy" - Red Carpet
(Photo Kevin Winter, Getty Images)

Funny Comments About Marilyn Manson from Facebook

Marilyn Manson has a new album, and some new songs he's been releasing, including his latest, "Deep Six".  His new album, The Pale Emperor comes out January 20th!

You probably know this already, but people on the internet can be mean.  And funny.

Funny and mean.

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Mr. Money in the Bank, Seth Rollins, with Janna and Johnnie at WGRD!

WWE’s Mr. Money in the Bank Seth Rollins Talks Super Smackdown in Grand Rapids at WGRD [Video]

WWE's current Money in the Bank winner, Seth Rollins, stopped by WGRD to talk about tonight's big Super Smackdown live show at the Van Andel tonight in Grand Rapids!

Seth is a big guy in WWE right now, and he's carrying around the beaten and battered Money in the Bank briefcase, that holds his one-time contract to fight for the title. He talked to Janna Johnnie and winner Adamm-with-two-ms about his fight Monday night against Cena, his plan for using his Money in the Bank contractand more!

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Enjoy Morgan Freeman’s Best Unboxing Video Ever

Morgan Freeman's voice is one of those amazing voices that you hear in your head any time you think of narrating something. Even if you just see his picture, his voice suddenly pops into your head.

This guy does a great Morgan Freeman impression, and I'm sure you've seen the movie this parodies.

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Surprise! Men Are More Likely to Die Stupidly than Women

Can you believe people actually pay big money for research projects to determine what anyone with a brain can immediately answer?

A study has been done to see if men are more likely to die stupidly and win a Darwin award than women are.

Umm...just a quick guess before I read the study...I will say, yes.

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How Does Royal Blood Get that Huge Sound with Only Two Guys?

The band Royal Blood has had an almost meteoric rise this year.  Since getting together in January of 2012, the band has played a few small shows, and then moved quickly into large venues, opening for bigger bands, in front of 30,000 people!

Their debut album, Royal Blood, has sold a bunch of copies, and their songs "Out of the Black", and "Figure It Out" have gotten a lot of attention, and have been top 5 singles for quite a while this year.

Their sound is a bit different, and comes from being generated by only two guys!

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‘Clown’ Takes You Behind the Scenes of Slipknot’s ‘The Devil in I’ Video

Slipknot's powerful video for "The Devil in I" came out a while ago, and features the brutal killing of all the members of the band, including the new guys, who are viciously stabbed to death by the rest of the band!

In this video, Shawn "Clown" Crahan breaks down the deaths of each member on screen, explains that these deaths were chosen by each band member, and you get to learn something surprising about a few of the guys.

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Guy Makes Music With Women’s Butts – You Know You Want to Watch This Video!

How do I get THIS JOB!

I'm not even kidding! I want to be able to just come up with some crazy idea about making music, get some pretty girl butts lined up in front of me, and play away!

I would put out a new album every freaking day! My percussion skills would be off the charts!

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Miley Cyrus Performs Live In Melbourne
Did she do this on Hannah Montana? I've got to start watching more TV! (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)

Some Former Child Stars Who Became Porn Stars or Went Wild Photos [Video]

Being a child star must be a freaking nightmare, because so many of the child stars we hear about have gone on to be total train wreck adults.

Lindsey Lohan, Miley Cyrus, etc.

Lindsey's probably only a step away from going full-on pron (yes, spelled that way on purpose -- it's a trendy thing or something), and Miley is sort of already doing it on stage now.

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