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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Apparently Astronaut Ice Cream is a Big Fat Ugly Lie [Video]

Last October, one of us got some "Astronaut Ice Cream", and we decided to try it, to experience the whole astronaut lifestyle, and food choices. Can't really say any of us liked it (except Janna), and it was super messy. But this is what the astronauts eat, right?

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Crazed and Drunk Ohio Woman Beats Husband with Bat for Not Getting Her a Valentine’s Gift

In Marietta, Ohio, a woman was arrested for beating her husband up, and knocking him out with a mini baseball bat, all because he didn't get her a Valentine's gift. She'd probably told him "she didn't want anything" and he "didn't need to do anything special" for Valentine's Day. Does anyone still believe that lie?

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Watch Papa Emeritus of Ghost Being Super Polite to Moron Grammy Interviewer [Video]

Before Ghost went inside the Grammys and won the award for Best Metal Performance for "Cirice", they were subjected to the morons on the red carpet who have no actual idea who any of the real musicians are. These "reporters" don't do research or prepare for the interviews, they just see someone standing on red flooring and start asking stupid questions.

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It Was a Hard Day on Free Beer and Hot Wings – Free Beer and Hot Wings Segment 16

Obviously, it was a long, hard day for the Free Beer and Hot Wings guys. We appreciate your passion for the show, and the people on the show, and you sharing your feelings with the guys. This is not something anyone expected, and is not a fun thing for anyone.

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The Grammys Just Awarded Ghost and Muse

Most of the early awards will be condensed for the show later, so they can cut out the interesting and fun bits, like Jonny from Highly Suspect singing the line "I can't fucking breathe" during their performance of "Lydia" in front of a mostly empty hall. Highly Suspect got screwed on Best Rock Song, as it was given to Alabama Shakes. WTF?

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What Are All the Ice Sculptures Downtown For – Valent ICE Festival

Going to lunch today, I saw people installing all these really cool ice sculptures around in front of businesses today. I had no idea what this was for, but I thought this is a great weekend to do it, with the temperatures we'll have all weekend. Didn't even think about Valentine's Day. It's all part of the Valent-ICE Festival.

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FBHW Watch Former Intern Jackie Take a Ball to the Face – Free Beer and Hot Wings Segment 16

Today on Segment 16, the guys watch an amazing video of former intern Jackie at Rebounderz, and taking a ball to the face. They discuss Joe's appearance there this Saturday, and his willingness to kick balls in your face, should that be something you desire.

"I'll put balls all up in your face!"

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Deadpool is the First Movie That Lives Up to the Hype [Spoiler-Free Review]

The marketing campaign for Deadpool has been stellar. They've knocked it out of the park, advertising-wise, with the Valentine's romantic ads, and all the viral silliness. Even Ryan Reynold's IKEA video makes sense when you see the movie. Most movies can't live up to the hype-up, but Deadpool not only lives up to it, but exceeds expectations.

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Producer Joe Doesn’t Want to Talk About His Horrible Trivia Skills – Free Beer and Hot Wings Segment 16 [Video]

Producer Joe had a bad day with trivia today, and even though he's hosting the Deadpool premiere tonight, he does not want you to come out and give him any grief about them. Come "chat" with Joe, as he's been "watching a lot of things", and would love to chat with you tonight.

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Ladies – If You Do Vaginal Seeding You’re Not Trendy, You’re Gross

So, there a lot of hippie-trippy garbage out there about giving birth, and some of them I can sort of see where people would think they might be good ideas. Then there are some, like this one, where you just think, "What the actual f***? Where do people get this crap?" The idea: Vaginal Seeding.

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Old Videos Come Back to Haunt Embarrassingly – Free Beer and Hot Wings Segment 16

Today on Segment 16, the guys watch an old video starring Redwings star Dylan Larkin, and it's freaking bad and embarrassing. More for him than the guys, but this poses the question: Would this kind of thing lead to even worse things showing up in video in the future? Watch the whole embarrassing hockey video here.

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There’s a Crack in Michigan That Scientists Can Almost Explain – But Not Quite

About five years ago, a crack appeared in the ground in Michigan. It's 360 feet long, a couple feet across, and about six feet deep, and trees have been tilted at dangerous angles. When it happened, there was also a tiny earthquake and a weird loud boom sound. Scientists have been baffled about this crack ever since.

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