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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
cat with a mustache and beard in a dress, seriously, WTF? (Photo kuban_girl/Thinkstock)

Cat Shaming Seems to be SO Much Fun – And the Photos Are Hysterical!

Good morning. #catshaming

— sam (@thesampattison) April 25, 2015
Cats typically don't really give a s*** about what you think, who you are, or what you do. That's actually pretty cool. But they also take that to extremes, since they pretty much do whatever they damn well want to do, when they want to do it.

The pet owners have basically only one course of shame the pets on the Internet.

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Category: Humor, Pets, Photos Tags: , , ,
Shoe Tying
(Photo Kim Reinick/Thinkstock)

Hey Runners – Protect Your Feet With Your Shoe’s Built In Shoe Lock [Video]

Not being a runner, I had no idea those extra shoe-lace holes on your running shoes actually had a function! I thought they might be for people with oddly shaped feet, or something. I had no idea that they helped create a 'shoe lock' to keep your feet from moving around and causing blisters when you run!

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Category: Sports, Technology, Videos Tags: , , ,
1st Annual "LA Weekly Detour Music Festival"
Sorry Mike, your face is going next to Chuck's name. (Photo by Karl Walter/Getty Images)

Faith No More Punished Detroit With Their Original Singer Friday Night [Video]

I like Faith No More, I really do. I've enjoyed them since I first heard 'We Care A Lot', back when Chuck Mosley was their vocalist. I say vocalist, and not singer, as you can hear from the clip above. He's probably a really nice guy, and he really tries hard, but singing really isn't something he's cut out for.

This performance rates right up there with Scott Weiland's from last week, when he destroyed 'Vaseline' for Corpus Christi. If you like the song 'Mark Bowen', you might not want to watch this, as you probably won't like it anymore after.

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Rock In Rio USA - Rock Weekend - Day 2
Derrick Green has some freakin devil eyes going in this photo! (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images)

Weird Music Mashups Live – Sepultura and Steve Vai at Rock in Rio USA [Video]

There have been some mashups before, but nothing like this! Most of them are internet doodles where people cleverly stick vocals from one song over another, but this takes the whole mashup, and guest musician thing to a whole new level. Sepultura is celebrating 30 years of Brazilian insanity, and for their performance at Rock on the Range USA in Las Vegas, they teamed up with Steve Vai!

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Fish guitar

10-Year-Old Japanese Girl Can Totally Outshred You on Guitar [Video]

Li-sa-X is a 10-year-old Japanese girl who loves to play the guitar, and she doesn't go for the easy stuff, either. She likes to shred! Pick a crazy tech band, and she will probably want to cover their song, and do it better. (And with less emo hair).

Here she is, covering Polyphia's "Aviator", and she does an insanely good job with this song, and the band is probably jealous.

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She has a lot of food!
She has a lot of food, but not as much as the girl in the video! (Photo Johnnie Walker)

Challenge: This Tiny Japanese Girl Can Out Eat You – Guaranteed [Video]

Have you heard the phrase, 'food baby' before? Women usually use it when they feel that the three crackers, and 1/4 of a cup of soup they ate at lunch is too much food. (I think that's total crap, and they're just flirting with you.)

This tiny Japanese girl piles so much food on her trays, that you think, 'Dear God! How's she going to eat all that?!'

And then she sits down, and there's MORE STUFF TO EAT!

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Category: Food, Videos Tags: , ,
browsing vinyl records

Love Your Vinyl Albums? Laser Record Player Plays the Music and Doesn’t Touch!

With the return of the vinyl album (even if I argue that it didn't really go away), lots of people are buying cheap turntables to listen to the new albums they bought on Record Store Day. But those cheap things are bad for the albums, digging into the grooves.

Even good turntables will eventually destroy the albums you listen to, since it's a sharp diamond needle dragging across the vinyl.

But now, if you have the money...okay, a LOT of money, you can listen to your LPs on a laser turntable from ELP (not the 70s prog band).

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Telsa CEO Elon Musk Unveils New Vehicle
(Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Electric Car Leader Tesla Motors Has Bought a Grand Rapids Auto Parts Supplier

Tesla Motors is a company I've been watching for a few years now, since they launched their all-electric sports car, the Tesla Roadster. They've since released their S model sedan, have a crossover planned for release, and have also announced a battery for your house to help get you off the grid!

Now, Tesla has purchased Grand Rapids based Riviera Tool, which makes stamping parts. They'll still be doing their regular business, but will now be supplying Tesla with parts, and will be renamed Tesla Tool and Die, eventually.

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Courtesy Babymetal/Facebook
Courtesy Babymetal/Facebook

Get Ready for Rock on the Range With Baby Metal’s New Video for ‘Road of Resistance’

GRD has a bunch of tickets to give away to Rock on the Range for next weekend, so keep listening for your chance to grab some every day! The show is the 15th, 16th, and 17th of May, in Columbus, and is headlined by Slipknot, Linkin Park, and Judas Priest!

More than 60 bands will be hitting three stages that weekend, including a band you may not know, called BabyMetal.

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Pop Evil at the Intersection
(Photo Johnnie Walker)

Pop Evil’s Second Behind the Scenes Video Reveals New Album Name [Video]

In the first few seconds of this new behind the scenes video from Pop Evil, the guys let slip the new album's name! It's a surprising new album title, and completely different from the last few, like Onyx. This one will throw you for a bit of a loop, but it's actually pretty cool. Stick with the video, as they'll explain the name and more! Here it is, the new Pop Evil album title:

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Halestorm in Grand Rapids
(Photo Johnnie Walker)

Geek Out With Halestorm’s Guitar Gear Before They Visit Grand Rapids [Video]

Yes! Another amazing gear tour, this time with the super-hot Lzzy Hale, and the not-as-hot-cuz-he's-a-dude Joe Hottinger, from Halestorm! Premier Guitar spent some time in the band's rehearsal space, and went through all the guitars, pedals, amps, and toys the band is taking on the road!

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Category: Concerts, Music, Videos Tags: , , ,
Do You Want To Play With My Balls?
via Bum Bum Books, LLC

Children’s Book Shows Children How to Play Nice With Their Balls? [Video]

So there I was, innocently minding my own business this morning, when a friend of mine decided to share this video with me. Now I'm laughing about children's books. Dirty children's books.

'Do You Want to Play With My Balls?' is a real children's book, and something that's going to get a lot of people in trouble. But only if they are actually stupid enough to buy this for their kids!

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Category: Humor, Videos Tags: , , , ,

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