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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Sorry Guys – Those Hot Female Messy Orgasm Videos are Total Lies

Isn't that the worst news ever? You'd heard so much about the ever elusive "squirter", that you've been seeking one out, hoping to have a woman respond in that amazing-looking way to your sexual prowess.

Science sucks.

Why? There are videos with proof, aren't there?

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We’re a Week In – How Are Your New Year’s Resolutions Holding Up?

We're officially over a week into the new year, and in case I haven't said it, welcome to 2015!

So many people are flooding into gyms right now, eating healthier, being nice to people, trying new things...the list of new year's resolutions is a long as ever.

But how many of those resolutions you made are going to stick?

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How Close Are We to Self-Driving Cars Being Available?

Last night, after a long night drinking with some people from work, I was driving home, wishing I had one of those self-driving cars from all the sci-fi movies. Wouldn't it be nice to sit back, read, watch TV, or sleep, while the car takes you home...all by itself?

Then today, I find this amazing article from Engadget on the road to self-driving cars, and how close they are to being real for us!

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Check Out This Funny Video On Things Beginner Guitarists Say

We've all experienced it. Someone gets a guitar for Christmas, or they borrow a friend's, and they're immediately talking about their new band, telling you about the riffs they're learning, and trying to sell you tickets to a show, or a battle of the bands.

Hey, I'm all for people learning to play music. I love it, and think everyone could benefit from learning an instrument.

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What Do You Think of New Kid Rock Song ‘First Kiss?’ [Video/Poll]

WGRD got the new single from Kid Rock today, called "First Kiss", from the album of the same name!

I played it at 5 p.m. today on GRD. And here it is in video form, too, for you to check out.

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Another Phantasm Movie is Due Out This Year (Hopefully)

It's been a long time since the last Phantasm movie came out.  Okay, like 17 years since the last Phantasm movie came out. But the new Phantasm: Ravager movie is due out this year!

The original director isn't attached to this new film, Phantasm: Ravager, but the guy who played the Tall Man, Angus Scrimm, is still playing the baddie with the flying balls of death.

Okay, that unintentionally sounded like a character in a porn movie.

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Want to Laugh But Only Have 5 Seconds – Watch These 5 Second Films

Sometimes you just need a good laugh, but you don't have all freaking day.  That's where the people who make 5 Second Films come in.

They specialize in making funny, dumb, bizarre, weird videos...all 5 seconds long.

Here's a collection of 25 films from them, and the whole things is well under 4 minutes!

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I Want to See This – World’s First POV Action Movie

Hardcore is a new movie coming out soon, now that it's achieved its Indigogo crowd funding goal.  It's the first action movie shot first-person style!

They did a bit of it in the movie Doom, with Karl Urban and The Rock, but only for a couple minutes. It could have been most of the movie, and Doom fans would have wet themselves.

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Video of GRD’s All Request New Year’s Eve Show with Auld Lang Syne and Drinking!

Janna, Ned, and I had such a blast on Wednesday night, hosting the first GRD All Request New Year's Eve show, sponsored by Fox Nissan!

We played a ton of requests, tried to help people get together for the new year, hopefully got some girls to any with Ryan and Chris, and everyone else who was partying alone for the new year!

We also had some amazing crazy calls, and lots of fun!

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How Do You Know When You’re Too Comfortable with Someone?

It could be your significant (or not-so-significant) other, some friends, or maybe coworkers that you spend a lot of time with...but you're not sure if you've gotten maybe a little TOO comfortable around them.

Well, there are some signs that could tip you off.

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WTF is Your Body Doing? Ever Experience These Weird Body Actions?

Here's the scenario: You're going to the bathroom (#1), and you start, and have that crazy shiver up your spine.

WTF is that?

Maybe you're about to go to sleep, and then your body spasms like you're falling off a building?  WTF is THAT?

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Johnnie Films a Timelapse of the Last Snow of 2014 in Grand Rapids

I still love the snow...I know, everyone here at WGRD gets mad at me for it, but I can't help it! I've always loved the cold weather, and enjoy playing in the snow, so Grand Rapids is a great place for me.

The year is almost over, so when I saw that some snow was finally beginning to fall on December 30th, after almost an entire December without anything, I got excited and broke out the GoPro again to catch the snowfall.

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