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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Trivium Joins Volbeat On Stage for Killer Version of “Evelyn”

A really killer song on the last Volbeat album, "Beyond Hell/Above Heaven" is one a lot of people may not have heard.  It's a song called "Evelyn", and features Napalm Death screamer Barney Greenway on the album.  It's super heavy in the verses, but with that amazing catchy chorus that Volbeat always has.

Last night in Pennsylvania, Trivium, who are touring with Volbeat right now, got on stage to perform this kick-ass song.

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Cat Gets Caught Barking Like a Dog – Looks Ashamed [Video]

Have you seen that movie "The Losers"?  There's a scene in it where Captain America Chris Evans says, "Cats are not to be trusted."

This statement is totally proven by the following video.  A cat is standing in a window, barking like a dog, until the owner catches it.  The cat at least has the decency to look ashamed and switch to a meow.  You have to admit, the beastie does an amazing dog impression!

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Seether Releases New Single and Album Details; Listen Now

The wait is over...Seether have been teasing an announcement for today, and here it is:

The new Seether album is titled "Isolate & Medicate" and will come out July 1.

And to prepare you for the new CD, they released their first single, "Words As Weapons," which you can listen to right now!  

This is Seether's first new album since 2011, "Holding Onto Strings Better Left to Fray"; and is its first on release on its new label Concord Records.

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Get a Free Batman Mask and Cape on Batman’s 75th Anniversary!

You've probably seen this meme before:

On July 23rd, we will all be able to be Batman!  For the 75th anniversary of Batman, DC Comics is going to release not only an updated version of the first Batman appearance in Detective Comics #27, but they'll be giving away free Batman masks and capes!

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Do You Know Why You’re Circumcised? It’s Really Dumb [Video]

Have you heard the saying, "A day spent without learning something is a day wasted"? (Umm, me neither.)  

Well, consider this day not wasted. It might not be something you ever wanted to learn, but it might be something to consider later.

Have you ever wondered why you're circumcised? (Assuming, of course, you are.)

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Check Out This Vine Compilation That Will Actually Make You Laugh

Most of the stuff on Vine is pretty lame. Admit it, you scan through the Vines maybe once or twice a week, at most...sometimes you don't even bother.  But if there were more Viners like this guy Andrew Marbach, and BatDad...Vine would become your favorite app ever!

Well, maybe not ever, but your favorite app since the last app you really liked.

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If You Use I-196E a Lot – Prepare for Life to Suck for the Next 6 Months

MDOT has announced that beginning May 12th, I-196 eastbound north of the US-31 split will be under construction through October 31st!  Seven miles of I-196 will be worked on, and only one lane will be open each way.

The 56th and 58th street bridges will be closed intermittently (meaning: when you need them).

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Motorcyclist GoPros His Own Rear-Ending of a Mini-Van at 140 MPH [Video]

It's a GoPro world now.  It's almost like a membership card, wearing a camera to show the world your every move, every cool thing, every...car accident?

Some dude was rocketing along on his motorcycle at 140mph...yes, 140mph...shooting it with his GoPro, screwing around with another biker, and SURPRISE!

He runs right into the back of a mini-van.

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This is What Your Life Would Be Like Wearing the Oculus Rift [Video]

I know this is a commercial for an internet provider in Sweden, but it's still pretty freaking funny to watch people stumble around, trying to do things with lag.  You think it's annoying in a game?  Try it when you're attempting to make breakfast!  This provider put people in an Oculus Rift headset, dialed in some lag, and sent them about their day!

The breakfast scene is really funny.  Is it weird to want to live like this for a while, just for the entertainment value alone?

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The Differences Between Men and Women – Have a Good Laugh

Other than the obvious physical things...I mean boobs and stuff...men and women are really different kinds of creatures.  Good example, women are now pissed off that I used the word "creatures" to describe them, guys didn't even notice, or were to obusy agreeing.

The guy behind "The Gentlemen's Rant" has started a new video series for "How Guys/Girls...".  It looks like it's because he has a girlfriend now or something.

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Thanks for Eating Wings with WGRD at King of the Wing 2014!

Thanks to Hobart, Vander Mill Cider, Godwin Plumbing, Metro PCS, the Down Syndrome Association of West Michigan and all of you, we had a great time at the King of the Wing 2014!

This year, hosting it at The B.O.B. was cool, so everyone could sit, eat some great wings, drink some beer, and vote on their favorite wing flavors.

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