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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
tattoo machine

Ever Seen Tattooing in Slow Motion? Check This Out!

You might have tattoos already, or maybe are just thinking about them.  But have you ever seen the process in super-slow motion?

What do all those crazy-ass tiny needles do when they're stabbing you mercilessly, injecting ink into your skin?

Check out this awesome slo-mo video of the needles doing their thing!  It's pretty crazy.  It might turn you off of might not.  Either way, it's pretty cool to see.

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Laser epilation

How Does Laser Tattoo Removal Work? Watch It in Action!

Do you have any tatts you are having second thoughts about, but you're not sure how the laser removal thing works?

Check out this cool video where the Smarter Every Day guy checks out the science behind tattoo removal, how it works, and shows you laser removal in slow motion!  How freaking cool is that!

The moment you get inked, your body sees it as foreign material in your body and tries to kill it.

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Marvel Unleashes Another ‘Avengers 2′ Sneak Peek [Video]

Last week, Marvel let the new trailer out for the upcoming amaze balls movie, Avengers 2: Age of Ultron, and everyone has been wetting themselves over it.  Me included.

Now, a new trailer is out, with a cool scene from the movie leading it off.  Something I'd read about a while back, with Thor putting down his hammer with the rest of the Avengers, and all of them trying to lift it to see who's worthy.

After a funny Iron Man montage, trying to lift the hammer, Captain America grabs it

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GoPro Fireball

Put a GoPro on a Fireball Bottle and Win the Best Wedding Video Title

Next wedding you go to, do this.  Strap a GoPro camera to a popular alcohol bottle, and get video of everyone taking a drink from the bottle!

I can't believe my friends never thought of this for their weddings, as destroyed as we all got at their weddings!

Check out this video where they did it, and see all the hot women drinking from the Fireball bottle

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Watch Slipknot’s Entire Knotfest Day 2 Performance Here

In case you've been living under a rock this year, you know that Slipknot are back with a new album, and another Knotfest in California.  Knotfest took San Bernardino this weekend, with a ton of bands performing over the two days, including two different sets from the mighty Slipknot!

And if you missed the shows, and forgot to watch them online during their free streaming during the festival, you can watch the entire Slipknot show from last night, where they played some songs they haven't played in YEARS!

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Knotfest Day 1 Online Stream Is Done Get Ready for Day 2 Today

Yesterday was day 1 of Knotfest, and the band announced recently that they were going to livestream the weekend.  Day 1 is done, but you still can watch day 2 here!

So, I jumped on last night, to see what was going on in California for the big show.  I'm a huge concert fan, and love me a lot of metal, so this was something I was looking forward to checking out.  Unfortunately, I could get on early, but I opened the stream as soon as I got home.  This is what I saw.

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Hamburger and junk food

Organic Food Snobs Tricked Into Thinking McDonald’s Was Expensive Organic Food

First off, make sure to turn on the subtitles, otherwise you're only going to hear gobbledegook words.  Then, sit back and laugh at the Foodie Elite, as they describe the food they're eating as fantastic, and how the organic food is so much better tasting than "crappy old McDonald's".

Little do they know, they've just been fooled!

The hosts pretend to be restaurant owners and attended a food industry expo in The Netherlands.  But they don't actually have a restaurant.

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Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows Teaches You How To Play the New Deathbat A7X Game

By now, you've heard that Avenged Sevenfold have been working on a new mobile game based on the band and their music.

Now, you can not only get the game, but M. Shadows has filmed this cool tutorial to show you how the game works, and he even walks you through the first level to beat it at 100%!

SPOILERS are involved in this video, so if you want to learn the game, and figure out all the stuff on your own, you probably don't want to watch the video, but if you want to get through the first level at 100%, check it out.

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Amazing ‘Avengers 2′ Teaser Hits Internet and is Awesome [Video]

For someone like me, who didn't really read comics that much, I don't know why I get so excited for all these comic book movies, but I really do.

They've created this amazing series of movies, both Marvel and DC, really, and every time a new one comes out, I get really excited for them.

The first trailer for the latest Avengers movie, The Age of Ultron has hit the interwebs, and it is freaking awesome!  I've always been a James Spader fan, and when he joined the cast as Ultron, I knew it would be unbelievable!

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Category: Grand Rapids News

Godsmack’s Sully Erna Announces December Solo Concert Dates

Godsmack is riding high on their new album 1000HP, and are working on more touring for 2015, so keep your eyes here for more information as we get it.

Meanwhile, Sully has announced a series of solo shows for this coming December.  If you haven't seen him on his solo project live, it's really freaking cool.  He kicks things off with some cool acoustic versions of some Godsmack stuff, and then brings out the rest of the band for a bunch of music from his Avalon album, and some covers.

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Is Your Impersonation as Bad as Johnnie’s Accidental Optimus Prime?

Godsmack's "I Stand Alone" was on the radio during my show a little while ago, and I was sitting in the studio, singing along ... or should I say, trying to sing along, when I noticed that my Sully Erna voice isn't so much Sully Erna, as it is Optimus Prime.

How did I get that far off the mark?

I'm not sure. But for some reason, whenever I try to do vocals like Sully's, my voice goes into Optimus mode. It's freaking weird.

That got me thinking ... when you're singing along with something, or trying to impersonate someone's voice ... what do you actually sound like?

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