Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
Tony Romo Roasts Deion Sanders, Sanders Strikes Back
Oh Dang!!! Deion Sanders and Tony Romo go at it! This was awesome! FIGHT!
This Vlogger Filmed The iPhone 10 While Visiting Her Apple-Engineer Dad And Got Him Fired
The new iPhone is out and it caused one man to get fired. Are you calling it the 10 or the x? I like to think it's called the x... it's not though.
The Astros Win Game 5 Of The World Series With A Walk-Off Single In The Tenth Inning
MLB post season has been insane this year! Have you been keeping track? There are more homeruns than ever before!
California Congressman Sends A Teen A Cease And Desist Letter
This kid has been banned from writing his congressman. You may be wondering why...this video will explain why. HE'S ANNOYING!!
A Friend Of Carrie Fisher Said That She Once Sent A Cow Tongue To A Movie Producer Accused…
Carrie Fisher thought the best way to defend her friend from a Harvey Wienstein wannabe was to send him a gift wrapped cow tongue; needless to say, she wasn't wrong. She even included a note that warned if it happened again, the next gift would be his manhood.....in a much smaller box.
Justin Divorce Chronicles Pt.6 – I Can’t Explain How I Feel
Sometimes you go through things you just can't explain. Lately that is how I have been feeling. I just can't put my emotions in words.
Google Hired This 13-Year-Old Genius and Listening To Him Talk Will Make You Feel Glorious…
Are you smarter than a 13 year old? Most of you can say yes until you watch this clip. This dude is amazing!!
Al Michaels Compared The New York Giants’ Play To Harvey Weinstein And Quickly Apologized
WHOA!! Sometimes you try to be funny and it backfires on you! That is exactly happened Al Michaels during the Giants Game.
Justin Divorce Chronicles Part 5-ish – Misery Loves Company
Seems lately like misery loves company. It is not something I am proud of but it's part of the process for me...apparently.
Justin Divorce Chronicles Part 4 – Bleh! Everything Reminds Me Of Her!!
Divorce sucks!!! Probably nothing worse. What I noticed is that everything I see, smell or hear reminds me of the person I spent almost 10 years with. This sucks.
Justin Divorce Chronicles P3 – The Guilt Of A Million People Today
The only time I wasn't overwhelmed with pain was when my body shut down from exhaustion and forced me to sleep. I sometimes still feel heavy guilt but nothing close to the way I felt this day.
Justin Divorce Chronicles Pt2 – WTF Happened To My Life?
Divorce is hell. The emotions you go through can be paralyzing. Pain is temporary but.......