Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
Producer Justin
Tampa Man Throws Acid On Luxury Cars Because They Remind Him Of College Bullies
Have you ever wanted revenge on a bully? This man took pain from 20 years ago and punished strangers luxury cars in revenge.
Woman Lived With Roach Remains In Her Ear For 9 Days In This Disgusting, Horrifying Tale
She has a cockroach in her ear!!! In her f'n ear!! So gross!
Wild Man Jumps On Top Of A School Bus On Mass Pike Highway
Creep stops a school bus on the highway and screams at the driver for possibly the dumbest reason ever!
David Duchovny Tells James Corden He Once Explained ‘Booty Call’ To Prince Charles
Imagine explaining a 'booty call' to your grandpa or how about Prince Charles?!
Inside Edition Puts ‘As Seen On TV’ Flex Glue To The Test
As seen on TV products gets me all the time. Have you seen the new Flex Glue? Think it's works?
Yoenis Cespedes Broke His Diamond Necklace In The Middle Of The Game, Dropping Diamonds Everywhere
Diamonds are forever right?! Not on this day. Would you wear your diamond necklace to play baseball? This dweeb did.
Dog Attempts To Protect His Owner From The Dangers Of Toenail Clippers
Are you good at trash talking? I love a good trash talk, Free Beer is the best at it...this man, he may be the worst to ever trash talk.
Listen To Katharine McPhee Mangle Names During The Tony Awards Nominations
Are you good at public speaking? Watch this massacre!
Couple Leaves Their Busy Lives Behind To Live Simply As Alpaca Farmers
How does the simple life sound? This couple found their way to an easier way to live. Could you do this?
Drivers Play Rock/Paper/Scissors To Determine Who Gets To Merge First
Other drivers are the worst! This funny man had a clever idea on how to squash some road rage.
Tom Brady ‘Pleads The Fifth’ When Asked If He Felt Appreciated Enough By The New England Patriots
Trouble in paradise for the Patriots. Do you think Tom is holding back a secret?
Couple Argues As A Water Spout Becomes A Tornado
Holy S!!! Have you ever seen anything like this before? Why did they just sit there?!