Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
Another Day, Another Fight At Chuck E. Cheese
Cue the "Chuck E Cheese for my birthday!" song. Or your favorite fight song. Things got super interesting really fast.
This Bird Sings An iPhone Ringtone When Upset
This is mind blowing!!! I had no idea a bird could do this! Did you? This would be super confusing!
The Best Way To Spread Christmas Cheer Is To Sing About Your Mom Being A Ho-Ho For All To …
Have your kids ever came home and learned a bad word? This girl calls her momma a really bad word.
The Rock And Kimmel Settle The Beef On Who Really Brought Back The Fanny Pack
Would you wear a fanny pack? The Rock did!
This Woman Openly Admits To Having Sex With 20 Ghosts
Did you know you can have sex with ghosts? This lady can. You think she's a liar?
PSA: Don’t Park Your Cars On Top Of Dry Leaf Piles
I had no idea that parking on a pile of leaves can start a fire. This is alarming.
Man Spots Himself In The Background Of His Wife’s Childhood Photo
This would freak me the hell out! This has got to be super rare! How would you react?
A Wild Man Bites Passengers On A JetBlue Flight And Forces Pilots To Turn Around
I bet you never thought you'd see a man bite another grown man on an airplane. That happened here..crazy.
Man Attempting To Dunk Over Another Guy Fails Miserably, Gives A Knee To The Face
This is what it would look like if I tried to dunk. This poor kid gets knocked the F out!
College Student Full Of Regret When Retweets Force Her To Wear A Christmas Tree Costume Fo…
As we learned from Free Beer this week, sometimes betting is a bad idea. This young lady is also feeling the pain of a stupid decision.
Zippy The Life-Size Elf Was Stolen From A New Hampshire Town
Of course a kid cried about a life size Elf doll being stolen. It was his friend. I remember when my childhood friend was stolen...well he was a snickers, I ate him. I was fat.
This Woman Is Seriously Engaged To A Chandelier
Either she's a nut or she's pulling a great prank. Woman is in love with...a chandelier. Yup.