Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
New Jersey Burger King Now the Birthplace of Two Different Babies, Two Days in a Row
Where would be the worst place to have a baby? On the flip side what would be the best place to have a baby?! Burger King is my first pick! Their Chicken Fingers are the BEST!!!
The Cleveland Indians Won Their Major League Record 22nd Game In A Row Last Night
The Indians are on the hottest streak in baseball history! I love it when stuff like this happens.
Chris Cuomo Of CNN Reports From The Middle Of Hurricane Irma
Hurricanes are so scary but that never stops people from doing dumb stuff. You would never catch me doing this! NOPE!
A Listener In Maine Is Trying To Help His Friend, Who Is In Need Of A Kidney
Would you give a kidney to a stranger in need?
Man Tries to Tow Driverless Car, Breaks Truck in The Process
This may be the dumbest person in the world!!
Mother And Daughter Busted For Running A Prostitution Ring In Sarasota Neighborhood
I think I found love! A Ma' and Daughter duo were arrested for giving the people what they want! Let them free!!!
One Town Is Considering A Ban On Distracted Walking
The city of Stamford is hoping to charge distracted walkers a $30 fine. Is this fair? Should this be happening? What are your thoughts?
Judge Judy Lets A Dog Into The Courtroom To Decide Its Real Owner
Judge Judy is the best! For some sick reason I have always found her attractive. Something about a mean old woman gets me going. Anyways, Judge judge helps and owner get his dog back!
Watch This Dad Lose His Mind After A Hole-In-One On The Disc Golf Course
I may not be a fan of disk golf but this dad boner is awesome! This dad got way too excited to get a hole in one.
Jonah Hill Asked By A Reporter If He’s Still ‘The Fat Guy’ Despite Big Weight Loss
Even if you get skinny, it's never fun to talk about being fat. During an interview Jonah Hill was asked a really awkward question.
Listen To This Guy Try To Hide His Southern Accent In Hilarious Fashion
Sometimes people with southern accents are super hard to understand when they are talking. This video explains that very well.
Family Horrified To See A Corpse Foot Protruding From The Dirt While Burying Their Father
A family in New Jersey was trying to bury their father recently and when the casket was lowered into the ground, they were horrified to see the foot of a corpse in the neighboring grave poking out of the dirt.