Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
Wisconsin School District Has AJ McLean From Backstreet Boys Help Announce Their Snow Day
What is better than a snow day as a kid?! Nothing!! These lame teachers remade a Backstreet Boys songs for their students.
Drunk Driver Crashes Into The SECOND Floor Of Office Building
I have always wanted to jump a car. This idiot was drunk but the jump his car did was awesome!!!
70 People Arrested At A House Party But The DA Is Lost On How To Proceed
I have never heard of this many people getting arrested at once! This story is mind blowing.
This Kid’s A-Hole Friend Gave Him A Piggy Back Ride Right Into A Sign
We all do dumb stuff when we are drunk right? These dudes took that to the next level.
The Mother Of Trash Dumping Roads In Pasco County
Have you ever been driving down the road and thought, " Hey this would be a good spot to drop off a truck full of garbage?" Of course not, these idiots do.
A Teacher Was Arrested At A School Board Meeting For Questioning Why Someone Was Getting A…
This is heartbreaking! A teacher gets treated horrible during a meeting. This saddens me to the core.
Hoarder Couple Kept Dead Cats In Their Freezer But Promise To Change Their Ways
The TV Show "Hoarders" has nothing on this video! This may be one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen! How many dead cats is too many? 1?
Another Day, Another Fight At Chuck E. Cheese
Cue the "Chuck E Cheese for my birthday!" song. Or your favorite fight song. Things got super interesting really fast.
This Bird Sings An iPhone Ringtone When Upset
This is mind blowing!!! I had no idea a bird could do this! Did you? This would be super confusing!
The Best Way To Spread Christmas Cheer Is To Sing About Your Mom Being A Ho-Ho For All To …
Have your kids ever came home and learned a bad word? This girl calls her momma a really bad word.
The Rock And Kimmel Settle The Beef On Who Really Brought Back The Fanny Pack
Would you wear a fanny pack? The Rock did!
This Woman Openly Admits To Having Sex With 20 Ghosts
Did you know you can have sex with ghosts? This lady can. You think she's a liar?