Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
Justin Divorce Chronicles Part 4 – Bleh! Everything Reminds Me Of Her!!
Divorce sucks!!! Probably nothing worse. What I noticed is that everything I see, smell or hear reminds me of the person I spent almost 10 years with. This sucks.
Justin Divorce Chronicles P3 – The Guilt Of A Million People Today
The only time I wasn't overwhelmed with pain was when my body shut down from exhaustion and forced me to sleep. I sometimes still feel heavy guilt but nothing close to the way I felt this day.
Justin Divorce Chronicles Pt2 – WTF Happened To My Life?
Divorce is hell. The emotions you go through can be paralyzing. Pain is temporary but.......
Justin Divorce Chronicles – Commentary
A few months back I opened up to the listeners about getting a divorce. He was my written commentary. Damn this was sad...still is.
Justin Divorce Chronicles – Part 1
How do you cope with emotional pain? After months of being miserable, I think I am finally ready to open up about my divorce and some of the battles I silently endured in the process. These divorce blogs are raw, honest and unedited.
A Sacramento Man’s Service Dog Attacked By Another Person’s ‘Fake’ Service Dog
There are good pet owners and there is this guy..Somebody needs to take his animals away. You sir are too stupid to have a dog.
Houston Woman Gets ‘Mommy Makeover’ Involving 9 Surgeries To Look More Like Melania Trump
If you could look like anyone in the world who would you pick? This lady chose to look like Melania Trump. Did she pull it off?
Jason Aldean Opens SNL With Tom Petty’s ‘I Won’t Back Down’ As Tribute To Vegas Shooting V…
Jason Aldean's open on SNL hit me right in the feelings! This may make you tear up, fair warning.
Man Tries To Dress Like A Woman To Escape Police
A man runs from police then puts on a dress and a wig to try to trick the cops..guess what!? It did not work.
Aaron Baynes Apparently Looks Like All Of Australia From The Shower
Whoa! If another man complimented your junk size would you take it as a compliment or an insult? A NBA announcer goes deep on this clip.
Man Falls Eight Stories But Survives Because He Lands On A Port-A-Potty
Ever had the S scared out of you? This man fell 8 stories..did he live? Did he die? You would be surprised.
O.J. Simpson Asks Paparazzi If They’re Stalking Him
The Juice is loose. After serving time in prison he was released over the weekend. What would be the first thing you would do after getting out of prison?