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The Bouts: Gravity Defying VS Voluptuous
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
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Dumb Chicks that Text while Driving should Die! Bar Stool:
Girls listen up, this is the story of stupid Bethany Barry from Ontario Canada. And girls, you do not want to be like Bethany, even though most of you probably are. A cop buddy of mine I was drinking beers with told me that 17 year old Bethany was driving down a 2 lane highway, you know, kind of like a country road, but it’s a country highway where you can go 55 mph
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The Guy with the Creepiest Fetish Ever! Yuk! Bar Stool:
Ever heard of anyone with a saliva fetish? Yea, its like a creepy sex fetish thing. I never heard of it either till one of the guys I work with told me this story this morning. A 55 year old Japanese guy named Toshiko Mizuno was arrested for approaching young girls, and asking them to spit into a jar, and then filming them while they did it, and then collecting their saliva
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The Bouts: Sexy VS Voluptuous
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
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9MM Hand Gun Stuffed in Womans Va-Hoo-Hoo! Bar Stool:
Its always fun drinking with a guy who has brother that is a prison guard! I was killing bees with my buddy Dave recently and he told me his brother told him about this. Back in March a 33 year old Chicago chick named Ashika went to visit a friend who was doing life in prison for murder
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The Bouts: Side VS Hot [Tag Team Bout]
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
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If You Sniff Sperm You Will Get a Dog Treat Too! Bar Stool:
I was talking to a guy in the bar last weekend who just so happened to be one of those real life CSI guys. And he told me that in Sweden, cops got CSI guys just like we do over here, but what Swedish CSI guys have that we don't have is sperm sniffing dogs! Or at least one sperm sniffing dog
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Mouth to Mouth on the Hot TV Reporter’s Bald Eagle! Bar Stool:
I heard this story at the bar last weekend and thought it was kind of cool. Last month a couple of hikers in Oregon found a huge bald eagle that had been hit by a car. The thing was in bad shape, but it was still alive so they rushed the almost dead bald eagle to a vet in Bend Oregon, and this vet guy Jeff Connelly was able to save the big bald eagles life
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The Bouts: Side VS Quadruple
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
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Girls who Masturbate with Crack Pipes get in Trouble! Bar Stool:
Ok girls if you’re super horny and you just can’t wait, and you pull into a parking lot and whip out your lap top and start pleasuring your girl self to a porno movie and then a cop rolls up next to you and catches you mid stride, he could very well just smile, and enjoy the moment and let you off with a warning, unless of course you have a crack pipe on the seat next to you
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The Bouts: The Undertaker VS Quadruple
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
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Stupid Girl Pees, Wipes With Leaves & Sets Fire! — From The Bar Stool:
When I’m out drinking in bars, it seems people always want to tell me their wacked out messed up stories. And I love it, because then I get to share them with you! A couple weeks ago, just south of Fresno California a 32 year old chick Jenna Lathom was driving some back country highway and it was 2am in the morning and she had just gotten out of work and was on her way to see her boyfriend