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How Girls Can Pick Their Nose and Shoot Boogers Snot Rockets Across a Bar and Win Prizes! Bar Stool:
Some dudes I was killing beers with recently told me about a little pub over in England called The Red Lion Pub and how it just held its annual booger shooting contest. Yep, you heard me right, its annual booger shooting contest!
Each year they have men and women line up and do a farmers blow and see who can shoot a booger the farthest across the bar...
How to Burn Your Girlfriends Face Off With Bacardi 151! Bar Stool:
Any of you guys ever do the weekend house party thing? You know, grab a couple cases of beer, a few bottles of booze invite a few of your buds over and just kick it at your place on a Saturday night? It’s usually a pretty good time, except this time...
Guy Soaks Crazy Girlfriend with Gas, Crazy Girlfriend Blows Up! Bar Stool:
Guys, if you get into a huge argument with your girlfriend, first I would like to say, please don't dump gasoline all over her and threaten to light her on fire ok? But if you do, well then something like this could happen to you. Drinking with one of my best buds a few nights ago and he was telling me about a 25 year old Australian dude who gets home a little late from the bar, and his 23 year
The Bouts: Soapy VS Nice Real
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
The Bouts: Sexy VS Soapy
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
The Bouts: Soapy VS Wet Puppies
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
The Dahmer Diet: How Dahmer Lost 43lbs in 10 Months!
First of all, the guy in the picture IS NOT ME! I couldn’t find a picture of me when I was fat, so I just put up a picture of that fat guy. Copy that?
So a little less than a year ago I was fat and creepy. So I decided to go on a single guy man diet...
Hungry for some Spaghetti and Rat Balls? This one is sick! Bar Stool:
A couple of dudes I was killing beers with over the weekend shared this one with me, I had to share it with you too! Picture this man, you get home from work, your tired, hungry, but don't feel like cooking a big dinner, so you walk over to the pantry and grab a can of spaghetti...
Chicks with Big Fat Gross Stinky Butts are Gross! Bar Stool:
So some crazy guys I was killing beers with last week told me about a book that bought for one of their buddies as a gag gift for his bachelor party. They said it was a new coffee table book called The Big Butt Book! And yes, its just what it sounds like, a coffee table book with a bunch of pictures of chicks with big fat gross butts in it...
The Bouts: Soapy Suds VS Fake Bake
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
3 Reasons Why Girls SHOULD Sleep with Guys on First Dates! Bar Stool:
Ok girls if you've got one of those stupid, 3 or 4 date rules before you sleep with a guy, you need to get with the program and catch up with the times! I was talking with three girls at the bar last weekend, and each one came up with a different reason girls should sleep with guys on the first date...
Guy Makes Intercourse with Mannequin at Park! Bar Stool:
I was at the bar this past weekend and I walked by this chick and I heard her say “sex with an armless mannequin”, and I stopped right there in my tracks and asked her to tell me the story, I had to hear this one! She said a couple weeks ago a 61 year old West Virginia guy was arrested for having intercourse with an armless mannequin, at a public park at 3pm in the afternoon...