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Ok girls, I was killing beers at the bar with some stinky chicks last weekend, and this topic came up. Girls, if you happen to be a little stinky, just south of the boarder (ya know, in your va-hoo-hoo region) these stinky chicks

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Girls, do any of you spontaneous orgasms though out the day? I know it sounds strange, but check this out. I was getting hammered with a bunch of nurses at my favorite bar last weekend, and they started talking about weird medical cra

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Did you know that back in the olden days, before there was high tech medical equipment, doctors use to do some pretty weird stuff to people to find out if they were really dead or not. I was killing beers the other night with a guy that’s in med school, and somehow he knew all the crazy stuff doctors use

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Ok guys, if you got a small pecker, this is something you might want to think about. I was talking to these chicks a couple nights ago at this bar I like to hang out at. And somehow the topic of penis s

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This is another creepy one! Did you hear about this yet? I didn’t hear anything about it until it came up in conversation at one of the bars I was drinking at last week. (Yes, I tend to spent quite a bit of time in bars. Maybe too much) A guy I was drinking with told me about a 40 year old Arizona guy who

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Ok, aspiring young kidnappers out there listen up, this ones for you! I was killing beers at a bar a week or two ago and a couple of dudes from New York I was talking to told me about this one. It’s about a New York couple named Robert Jemmotte and Tamika Atanda who were arrested recently for kidnapping Roberts best friends

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Girls if you routinely find yourself with that painful and itchy scratchy not so fresh feeling down there, commonly known as the yeast infection, I’m sure its not pleasant and just the name alone is freaking gross! Yeast infection, yuk! And I can’t believe I was drinking at the bar with some chicks a few nights ago and the topic of yeast infections actually came up!

Guys how would you like it if you called up a chick and were like “hey baby, want go out and get drinks this weekend?”, and she was like.” No, I can’t go out this weekend, I got a yeast infection, sorry.” Yep, gross! But girls did you know that a good way to

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This one is going to make your butt hurt! I heard about this one at a party I was at last weekend, and just had to share it with you! A 35 year old chick named Cindy Croton from London England was at a party at her girl friends house and she was wasted, wasted drunk.

And when Cindy went she went to the bathroom and went to sit down on the toilet for a little drunk girl pee-pee, as she was

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Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date? Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date with a fat chick? If you have, or think that it could maybe happen to you, I was talking to a couple of guys at the bar last weekend who told me about their "fat chick dating etiquette tips

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Did any of you girls ever have a creepy guy teacher when you were in high school? Probably not as creepy as this next guy. Another story I heard while killing drinks at the bar last weekend. You should hang out with me on weekends, because I get into all kinds of great conversations with people! Like this one!

A guy I was talking to told me about a 38 year old Brentwood California math teacher named Darin Price that was giving a make up math exam to a chick who was a senior at the high school where he taught

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Here is what NOT to do if you lock yourself out of your house. Well, first of all, you should probably have an extra key hidden somewhere around your house so you can get back in if you do lock yourself out

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Alright, if you have recurring dreams about being chased or your teeth falling out, you’re not a closet homo sexual or a serial killer! Apparently you’re just normal. Some chicks I was hanging with at a bar last week told me about a dream expert guy they saw on TV who just finished up a world wide study about what people dream about the most

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