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Married Women Are Still Cheating On Their Husbands, Just Not As Much – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Nice job girls! Your still probably nailing the hot single neighbor guy when your husbands out of town on business, but a new study says you're not doing it as much! You girls not cheating on your men as often has made the world a better place!
A Chick Sliced Off Another Chicks Face And Ate It – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Listen to this one, A girl took a deli slicer and cut off the face of another girl then she pulled out some spicy mustard and a hoagie roll and made a sandwich out of the chicks sliced off face and ate it!
I Would Like To Trade This Salad For Some Cocaine Please – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Next time you go to Olive Garden for dinner, make sure to take your left over salad home with you in a to-go box, that way when you find yourself in the mood for some blow. You can just trade your left over salad for some cocaine!
The Smartest Stupid Guy The World Has Ever Known – Dahmer’s B.S. Story of The Day [AUDIO]
Yea, for real. This guy is without a doubt the smartest man in the world right now. But at the same time, this douche bag is the dumbest guy in the world right now!
Grand Rapids Girls Sleep Over Party Gets Dirty And Fun!
Or did it? Our sister station Channel 957 held and event this past weekend called "Sabrina's Sleep Over". A bunch of local chicks got together with Sabrina from Channel 957 and they had a sleep over party at The Crown Plaza Hotel. A bunch of chicks got together and do what chicks do at sleep over parties...
How To Die In a Gaint Poop Pit – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Dogs rock and people suck! A chick dove head first into a giant pit of poop to save her dog! And although her lungs filled with feces and she died, she died a hero trying to save the life of mans best friend!
How To Write Off Your Cans For Tax Credit – Damer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Do you know the difference between working cans and house wife cans? Well, if you get nice big fake ones, you can write them off!
Hot Chicks In Boyshorts Give Guys Boners!
April 29th was “Boy Shorts Appreciation Day“. You’d think this was strictly a dude’s brainchild, but the ladies are lovin’ it. It even got a celebrity endorsement from Cedric the Entertainer.
Shaun Morgan From Seether Talks With Dahmer About Strip Clubs + More NSFW [Audio]
Why is Shaun Morgan from Seether banned from strip clubs? Why do strippers piss him off? Does he like it when people call him a "Rock & Roll Jack Sparrow"?, And who in the band Seether is most likely to pork a couple of hot groupie chicks after a show? Listen to Dahmer interview Shaun and find out!
How To Get Your Dad To Kill Your Boyfriend – Dahmers B.S. Story Of The Day [Audio]
Ok, if you're a dad and you hate your daughters boyfriend here is a tip. It is not ok to solicit for his murder at her college campus! An alleged murder-for-hire plot was unovered wherein a Spring Valley resident, later identified as Domingos Jose Oliveira is alleged to have posted fliers on campus with an aim to find someone to kill his daughter’s boyfriend.
Prostitution Should Be Legal – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Guys...if you're going to get a hooker, its always best to shop around and get a few quotes first, it could have you hundreds of dollars!
15 Nails And Pee – Dahmer’s Would You Rather [VIDEO]
Ok so I got a e-mail from one of my listeners asking me what I would rather do. So here you go it's a tuff one but I have to ask what you would rather do.