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The Bouts: Big VS Perky
Welcome to the midst of an epic battle between mammaries known as The Bouts! TWO challengers (Well, FOUR technically) battle it out in a jiggly sea of destruction.
You choose the victor between these two titans.
Black Magic Sperm Thieves
Ok, your gonna think this one is completely made up. I vow that it isn't. I read this one, and I thought it too. I thought, no way that can be true….thats the most F-d up thing ever! Then I researched it a little more…its not, its not made up at all…...
The Worlds Longest Fart Parade: Thanks Dahmer!
Any of you guys ever invent anything? Any of you guys know what a fart parade is? Well, I invented it and as far as I know, I currently hold the fart parade world record. And not that it can’t be beat, it probably can. Maybe you can break it...
Hot Dirty Tight Cleaning Lady Really F’s Up at Work!
Any of you guys ever F up at work? And when I say F up, I mean, like F up BIG TIME!? And yeah, work place accidents happen--I guess it's part of doing business right? And there is something about a hot little dirty cleaning lady that I find oddly attractive...
6 Things You Need For a Successful Night of Drinking – Dahmer’s Guide to Living Like Dahmer
Any of you guys ever have boring weekend after boring weekend? Why don't you nut up, you big pussies, and blow it out the right way?! The Dahmer way! (And yes, I know, I'm a big-talker-Betty-Crocker.) Here are my 6 recommendations of things you need for a night of debauchery to happen in a proper fashion.
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No Booger Kids Means More Business for You!
You remember a couple of months ago I told you guys about that restaurant in Pennsylvania that got national attention when the owner of the restaurant decided to ban all little snot nose booger shooting, pants poopin little kids under the age of 6...
Like Having Sex With Animals? Like Penis Cancer?
This one is for you creepy guys that like to do it with animals. And oh yea, you’re out there! Stories in the news all time about creepy dudes that get arrested for makin it with donkeys, or making it with a horses or pigs. Yes, weird creepy dudes actually do that kind of stuff...
How to Pick Up a Hooker For Only One Beer!
This ones for all you guys that like to get hookers. Instead of paying your hooker $100, or $200, or $300, or whatever she might charge you, how would you like to only have to pay her in beer? And not like a case of beer, or a 12 pack of beer….just ONE BEER! Guys if you want to make the intercourse with a hooker, but your low on cash, but you got a couple of beers in your fridge, you are in
Are You Dumb Like Dahmer?
Ever show up to an early morning work meeting still drunk from the night before? Yep. I do it all the time. And yea, drinking about 17 beers in your underpants while watching football the night before a work meeting will probably make ya a little dumber in that meeting...
Chick Driving Drunk (And Topless) Gets Arrested (VIDEO)
This is funny. This chick in Ohio decides to make it a "get yer buzz on good and heavy" night and then somewhere along her speedy drive home decides it might best that she simply shed her weighty clothes and drive home not only buzzed, but nearly naked!
Dahmer Talks ‘Burn Notice,’ Bush Tunage and Balls With Gavin Rossdale [Video]
I caught up with Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale at their show at the Orbit Room. He had alot to say... especially in regards to the drawing of a set of nuts prominently displayed on the wall.
Guy Shoves Snake-Poo Covered Hand Into Girlfriend’s Mouth, Gets Arrested
Any of you girls ever get into fight with your boyfriend & when the cops show up, snake feces comes up in the conversation?