This High School Running Back Is Utterly Impossible to Tackle
Now THAT is how you perform in the state championship.
Woman Ditches Man on Date, Explains Why In Way-Too-Honest Text
Meeting someone online sure has its downside.
Cop Pulls Over Helpless Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His Tie
Relations with police were not exactly at an all-time high in 2016, but they appear to be ending on a good note.
This Week’s Best Lingerie Pictures Ever
A great body deserves a great set of undies.
This Is the Scariest Way to Make Sure No One Gets Your ATM Code
Want to make sure your ATM code doesn't fall into the wrong hands?
Sex Shop Employees Fight Off Robber By Throwing Toys
They're made for pleasure, but they do so much more.
Let Your DNA Find You the Perfect Beer — For a Measly $32,000
Microbrews, meet micro-yous.
Women in This City Had the Most Sex in America in 2016
Hey, men -- you may want to think about relocating to the Midwest.
Porn Stars Explain What They’d Do If They Were President
They may have sex for a living, but you can bet these fornicators wouldn't screw their constituents.
Meet the Beer Snob Who Won’t Stop Bothering You
You want to drink beer. You do not want to drink in the knowledge of beer this guy has.
Missing ID Gets Perfect Use From Grateful Underage Person Who Found It
This woman made some great use out of a fake ID that was all too real.
Yahoo! Answers Masturbation Questions Are (Un)Sexy Stupid
The people who go to Yahoo! Answers to find information on masturbation are almost as inept at touching the keyboard as they are touching themselves.