Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.
Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger
It's the most mouth-watering crime we've ever heard.
Dudes Who Shotgunned a Beer on Shark’s Mouth — Cool or Cruel?
This is not what they mean when they say "drink like a fish."
The Best Cleavage Pics Ever (This Week)
It's March Madness, which means buzzer beaters and bracket busters -- or in this case, bigger boobies. And pizza.
Gas Station Erupts in Flames After Uber SUV Plows Into Pump
It looks like something out of a movie.
Irony Alert — Mailman Busted Having Sex With Dog
Mailmen and dogs get along a whole lot better than we thought.
Wife Poisons Husband’s Cereal to Avoid Sex With Him
Call her a cereal (would-be) killer.
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero
This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.
Grandma Burns Grandson With Hilariously Offensive Birthday Card
Subconsciously, this grandmother has a pretty filthy mind.
Cocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your Opponent
It's a lesson he won't forget -- that is, if he can remember it ever happening.
‘Things I Wanna Text My Ex’ Is Much-Needed Therapy for the Broken-Hearted
There are so many things you probably want to tell your ex. Now's your chance to do it, without the ugly blowback it may cause.