We live in a magical time. Bald guys can regrow hair. Need a new ear? No problem. Science can grow one on the back of a mouse. And, if you're old and can't get it up anymore, just pop a little blue pill and BAM! Instant boner!
Viagra sure has changed things for people with erectile dysfunction. But what if, for whatever reason, you can't get viagra? Maybe your doctor won't prescribe it, or your insurance company won't cover it. Fret no more, our flaccid friend!
On the show this morning, we played back the interview we did with actor and director Colin Hanks about his new documentary, All Things Must Pass: The Rise and Fall of Tower Records. We had a great time talking to Colin about the documentary (which is fantastic, by the way), his relationship with his father (Tom Hanks) and his current work on the CBS show Life in Pieces and past work on Dexter.
We want to introduce you to a baby goat named Gus Gus. Gus Gus was taken from the Arizona state fair this week, causing the nation to panic as everyone frantically searched for him. He's only 3-weeks-old and heavily relies on his mother for survival, so many people feared the worst if he wasn't found quickly.
Well, everyone can now rest easy, because Gus Gus has been found and he is safe!
Today is Joe's 33rd birthday. At some point during the show, Zane came to the realization that Joe is now the age that Zane was when we started at our current station. It threw all of us for a loop.
Naturally, whenever we talk about those days, we love to talk about the awful clothing choices we used to make, like jorts and tucked-in shirts. So we threw together this quick album to relive how awesome we used to look.
This morning on the show, we were joined in studio by our friend Noah Galloway. In case you've been living under a rock for the last couple of years, Noah is an Army veteran who was injured in Iraq when the vehicle he was riding in drove over a roadside bomb. He lost portions of his left arm and left leg and fell into a pretty long depression afterwards.
Each Thursday on the show, we play Dumber Than Trivia for a $500 cash prize. Due to some instances of cheating in the past, we now require that all of our contestants be blindfolded and use GoToMeeting so we can watch them play and ensure that they are not cheating. Plus, it makes it so we can see what they look like!
This week, Zane took on Jeremy in Grand Rapids in Dumber Than Zane Trivia.
Andy Samberg appeared on "Conan" last week and told a funny story about a time when he and former "Saturday Night Live" colleague Rob Klein pulled an all-nighter writing at the office. They shared a cab home since they lived in the same neighborhood in New York City, but upon arriving at Samberg's place, Klein realized he had forgotten his keys at the office. Instead of going all the way back to get them, it was decided that he would just crash on Andy's couch. At that point in the conversation, Samberg says that a "giant, gay black man" appeared, handed them a condom and then told them to have fun!
We've seen interesting campaign adds before, and this is certainly right up there with the best of them.
In the most important election ever, Chris DeCarlo is trying to become the sheriff of Fauquier County in Virginia, so he decided to become a rapper. Yes, an old white man trying to become a sheriff decided to make a rap video.
Dressing up as a clown is already a pretty low form of employment.
Think about it -- it requires zero skill aside from making the occasional balloon animal or two. But this guy, known as Wrinkles the Clown from Fort Myers, Fla., isn't your average clown. He's a creepy clown. His goal is to mix things up a bit in the clown world by being spooky and scary.
This was just stupid. These dummies thought it would be hilarious to dress up like KKK members for Halloween. What a hilarious joke! There's no way that wearing the iconic garb of a hate group that evokes rage, terror and disgust for the majority of Americans could go poorly, right? Or maybe they weren't joking? Perhaps they just got busted doing a bunch of legitimate KKK wankery in their little KKK hats.
Forte referenced an article from a few months back that described just how gross beards can be. Sporting a massive man-beard himself, Forte was a little worried about the gross substances that could be lurking in his facial hair. So he submitted to a test that would determine just what was living in his beard. The results were disgusting.
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