Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With…Himself?
Rocky Balboa, he's not.
Random Dude Has the Most Perfect Play-By-Play Voice Imaginable
Scully. Costas. Cosell. This guy.
Survey Reveals the Exact Age You’re Too Old to Go Clubbing
When you hit this number, the calendar officially flips to "old."
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee – Victim Says No She Didn’t
This woman is a little spitfire. Emphasis on "fire."
Boneheaded Play Leads to Minor Leaguer Hitting the All-Too-Rare Infield Triple
The triple is one of the most exciting and unheralded hits in baseball. Until now.
Silly Nerd Argument Over ‘Star Wars,’ ‘Star Trek’ Ends In Arrest
You've heard of star-crossed lovers? Well, how about 'Star'-crossed enemies?
Reporter Having Tough Day Gets Barfed On Twice During Live Segment
And you think your job stinks.
Man Trying to Destroy Bees’ Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage
We all know the drill by now, right? In the days after July 4, stories of regular people injuring themselves setting off fireworks are as commonplace as waving American flags at your town's Independence Day celebration.
Nuclear Power Plant Holds Bikini Contest to Hire Interns
Ahh, the lengths people will go to fetch coffee and make copies.
Dolphins Fan Wears Dolphins Helmet at His Dolphins-Themed Wedding
Does this guy have an understanding wife or what?
Dingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real Life
There have been changes in Monopoly, but this isn't one of them.
Man Hit By Bus Gets Up, Walks to Bar Like It’s NBD
If anyone deserves a drink, it's this guy.