Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Man Named Fellony Charged With — You Guessed It — A Felony
Well, if the shoe fits...
Michael Phelps Didn’t Race a Real Shark and People Are Madder Than a Great White
This most certainly did not live up to the hype.
Man Goes Haywire, Shoots Trucks Parked Outside His Home
This guy was so truckin' upset.
Remember Kato Kaelin? Well, He’s Livid With the Brewers.
The Milwaukee Brewers are kind of the Kato Kaelin of Major League Baseball: they were relevant a long time ago, but people have pretty much forgotten they're still here.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Resigns
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has stepped down, reports the 'New York Times.'
What Drink Do Americans Like Most? (Hint: Beer. It’s Beer.)
Let's make a toast to our favorite beverage.
Idiotic Social Media Star Is a Total Jerk Who’s Driving Neighbors Bonkers
Man, is this guy annoying.
Woman Granted Divorce Because Husband Ignored Her Texts
The writing was on the wall. Or, at least, it was on the screen.
Wipe Your Brow and Try to Guess America’s Sweatiest City for 2017
Crank up the AC, blast the fans, run through the sprinkler -- it's time to find out what city sweats unlike any other.
Virgins Post Creepy Craigslist Ad Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night Consummati…
From the files of "Ewww, gross" comes this very odd request.
Sammy Sosa Is Now Pink and the Internet Is Very Amused
Sammy Sosa is rare. No, not because he can hit a ball far. He's rare as in the color of undercooked meat.
Couple Comes Up With Clever Way to Sneak Snacks Into Movie Theater
Tired of paying through the nose for popcorn, soda and Milk Duds? Here's a possible solution.